That trip was really tiring for Gerardo, not only because of the discomfort it caused a shortage of space, also slow the vehicle and the few stops performing. Ro Ro was one of the few who managed to sleep and when he did support his huge head, like a pumpkin, making Gerard's shoulder that he fell asleep. Herman, for his part, when I was eating a sandwich or the content of one of the many homemade food taperwares he had prepared his mother, threw her drinking in the stock prepared for this purpose because as she herself confessed, was bulimic declared. The only thing wrong was giving no Bartolo quietecico looked like a plant in place, smiling at the sky and sniffling. Gerardo
spent much time watching the beautiful scenery through the windows, fields, villages, mountains and rivers, everything seemed beautiful, but undoubtedly the most impressive part was seeing that wonderful castle whose plant was adapted to the hill on which it stood. Huge turrets pointed toward the top and almost reached the sky, the building struck by its grandeur, was surrounded by a moat with a drawbridge by what beauty was unshakable.
- gave me Ay! - Shouted Gerardo - Have you seen, is Hogwarts?
- But you say atontolinado if that is the Alcazar de Segovia - Herman said disappointed.
- what?
- That's not Hogwarts that we still have a nice time. Gerardo
been more than convinced that Hogwarts would be like the great castle that was taking most of his favorite novel, lush and inviting, magical, and above all unique, so stay a little disappointed when he first saw that school where I would be hospitalized for a long period of time, apart from being to take the ass by far and loss of the hand of God, was a shack vulgar compared to the Hogwarts of the Rowling books.
Tratose a vulgar and large-scale old house located on top of a hill and surrounded by a lush forest that hid from the curious and anyone because no one would have lost nothing by those byways.
To get there, they were forced to get off the bus a half hour away from school and walk down a secret path through the forest carrying their belongings while dodging Cagadilla sheep and spiny bushes, so it came more than tired and bruised.
Those children who were already studying in that family school were aware of what is going to find, but many, like Gerardo, but could not break to mourn and cry out to heaven disappointed. - Go fuck site! - What is this place sucks? - My mother, my mother, my mother, what pa, pa what!
on the huge front door, carved in stone, a text read as follows: Draco
dormiens nunquam titillandus, gilipollum
(Never tickle a sleeping dragon, asshole)
Nobody found any sense of this slogan , but neither was found the original book that Rowling and fuck around the world.
After disposing of their belongings, gathered in the small hall where he would begin the ceremony for the course.
Once everyone was seated in front of the stage, a large number of teachers among which was the principal "Abelardo Donbenito" because of their age, height and his long white beard, sat.
then began to sound a poor quality recording Hogwarts anthem whose lyrics he knew neither the pointer.
If magic is with you you
And love the paranormal
Come to Hogwarts child study
rarely regret it can
A four houses Thanks go to the Sorting Hat
"Gimeno", "Romi", "Josefina"
And "Esmirriadin"
The fucking foreigner who once founded it
could never imagine that one day
Hogwarts
become the largest in and better
placed Donbenito director leaves containing his speech at the lectern and began reading his welcoming speech, everyone was silent and many closed their eyes hoping to sleep a little while since the director had earned the reputation of "Cansino" and his speeches were almost as horrible as the King "Juan Carlos I" for Christmas.
- is a real pleasure, a real pleasure, great pleasure, a delight, a pleasure and a joy to welcome another year at this school a few young men and women so handsome, beautiful, so beautiful and wonderful and I sincerely hope that your stay is as pleasant and I serve to convert you in the not too distant future, wise men of prestige as the great "Juan Tamariz" the unique "Harry Houdini" great "David Copperfield", "Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin "," Doug Henning "and my cousin Joselín the Village. I have a hunch that this course will be one of the best in our short, brief and fleeting story, part of blame will the new teachers that Hogwarts will have in this new course, Professor Haris going to teach the subject of "Care animal, "the professor" Cloud of Mary "who taught the subject of" Astrology "and the teacher" Severo Napo "which until last year had given the subject" Potions "and this year will also provide" defense against black magic ", we also have our regular teachers a year to honor us with their presence and absolute dedication. No further ado, or further delay, without delay or delay, delay or postponement we will kick off the ceremony of the "Sorting Hat". I remember I'll be at your service in my office, children and I pray, pray even, that hesitate to come see me, you will be compensated with candy and other worldly vices. Grrrrrrrrr.
* Note: Because of roll that has gotten this character so weary I have to cut this chapter here before cojáis disgust and let me read to Gerardo is not guilty of anything. Continue in the next chapter "The Sorting Hat"
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