After a long journey in the tiny Haris bike in the pouring rain, got soaked to their destination. It was a small and austere Hostel located the heart of the city, where the pleasant woman who ran the business were treated very hospitably offering towels to dry, hot milk and a small but comfortable room where they could not find two beds Brand soon. Gerardo
could hardly sleep because he kept getting around the head, even spared Manolillo every night, Haris, meanwhile, slept like a log and snored all night.
The next morning, woke up very happy Haris, began singing the greatest hits of "Camel" loudly as if there were more people hosted at the hostel while again wearing that old jacket that kept women under countless belongings. Gerardo was struck that among the possessions of Haris could see (a loaf of bread, a harmonica, a fan, a microphone, a pen of fat in twelve colors, a flute, a rule) there would be no wand but a variety of narrow and elongated objects.
- have you slept, my boy? - Haris asked as he picked up.
- No Willow, was worried.
- is normal, many things happened last night that changed your life
part - not that, is that I forgot to take out the trash and my grandfather has many poor fucks.
- That should not worry now Gerardo, plus you have to rest because it soon will start the new year at Hogwarts and we should be ready by then. You know that's what we do today?
- Fly on a broomstick? - Asked Gerardo excited
- No, today ...
- Traveling by train chu chu pa Hogwarts? - Gerardo
interrupted him - No, you ...
- Riding on tap? "Feeding the Gusarapo? "Desgnomizar a garden? ... Haris
rather than annoyed by such interruption, approached Gary and a jump, I whipped up this campion that few will take out the tonsils of the mouth.
- Fuck the mother who gave birth Will you keep silent, weary, and stop talking to the elderly? Listen, today we will go to a very special place, where we will get some money and where we can buy the necessary equipment so you can start your study of magic.
- Guachi Chachi!, Can I buy a wand?
- Sure you can, with the money that we have you can buy a wand and more.
- Hey, why do not you wear wand?
The question caught by surprise Haris and his face suddenly pale.
- Long ago, I made a terrible mistake and I took the privilege to participate in magic shows and bring back power wand (while Haris spoke his mind recreated that tragic event. Long ago, in a small town provinces, during halftime of a performance, a local resident saw how Haris accidental copulating with a goat and as long as your wand inserted in an unorthodox place, such a scandal that has never been forgotten in this town) now at least I have the good fortune to teach at a college where he teaches magic and witchcraft, and although I have not allowed the use of a wand or similar objects within the room, I can be with my beloved, beautiful and lovely animals since I am a professor of "Caring for animals." Do you understand now because porto wand?
- Willow Sorry, I was not listening, I pescao a chandelier above your bed and was tearing the legs pa Jodel.
Gerardo, thinking that if they were to go shopping would do well to manage a little, chose your best shirt "The Naranjito", also put on his CHIRUCA of luck, but reeked of Cabrales and her three sizes were small , seemed very beautiful to wear with the tracksuit Tactel green and pink, style junkie in the past "that her grandmother was found in a container months ago.
Shortly after breakfast, the two new friends marched to the place was supposed to go shopping. Less than ten minutes from the hostel, in the middle of a narrow street that no one would bother to go unless farlopa wanted to buy something or hire the services of a prostitute, they found a small plot on which there was a small house, but was in a terrible state, seemed to be inhabited.
Haris, rang the doorbell and wait for an answer until they heard a scream coming from inside the house - Pass, open! Haris
opened the door and into the house while it was Gerardo.
walked along a narrow corridor in which both sides had several closed doors, as they followed him they passed some people coming in the opposite direction and did not even greet them. They came to a small room where they met an old woman dressed in black who was sitting quietly crocheting in an old armchair. The lady looked up as he heard them come and watched for a moment, his hands deftly continued crocheting, creating what looked like a jersey "bubblegum pink" excessively would not be bigger than anyone in their right mind.
- Password? - Asked the lady at once.
- A buying come, so I stop - Haris replied.
- can happen - the lady said while resuming the task. Haris
moved around the room until he found a small door leading into a backyard full of potted flowers of all types and colors and infested with blowflies as big as elephants. In the background, a vine-covered wall closed the compound, in the midst of this, there was a large green metal door, like that of a pen, which is closer.
When she came to the mysterious door, Haris stopped and turned to Gerard.
- Welcome to the "Alley of the old" the place that every magician should know
Just say these words, opened the door Haris Gerardo mystery by showing that concealed the other side. It was a long and narrow cobbled alley, which piled up numerous stalls and small local rake windows and striking posters with bizarre names. The place was packed with people of all classes or items sold as strange or did their shopping or walking by. Gerardo
really surprised, urinated on the excitement and it was not the first time this happened.
- My Mother Willow - said Gerardo - Tas dao account of what it looks like the Harry Potter books?
- Toma, no fuck you - said Haris - Rowling as the time that work here as a young assistant in the nuts "The Corner" which is in the middle of the street. Life is really amazing guy.
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