Sunday, September 28, 2008
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first thing they did in the old Alley was going to "Savings bank for wizards and pawnshop" where they waited for Mr. banker who attended the window they should be made delivery of the money that had created Gerardo's late mother to her son one day could begin his studies of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
When he did, giving them a small envelope, Gerardo extracted the money was inside, taking only a ticket, yes, fifty EurAc.
- Mother of mine Bitches - Gerardo shouted that he had never seen so much money.
- would be seized The bitch of it! - Screamed outraged by such deception
Haris - Prosti - Gerardo said - it was just a little prostitution.
- Gerardo, honey, this money does not even begin there.
Indeed, as predicted by Haris, with that money they could barely cope with the purchase of school supplies needed to start the course so that the had to make do as best they could by making a series of improvisations.
Instead of a pigeon (necessary in Hogwarts because there was no coverage for sending sms's or reached the broadband cable) had to buy an old one-eyed pigeon lame and could still fly, instead of a white bunny , necessary for many of the magic numbers, Poch bought a guinea pig was very hairy white boy and gave the hit if the light was poor, instead of a wand-class and other magical tools, managed, after hard bargaining, the game "magic erase" second hand which came a very nice plastic wand and a large number of pots and so the strangest thing until you get to buy everything needed to get by at least for now.
took them both to get all those things that when they returned to the hostel where they were staying, were completely killed that night if they got the two to sleep soundly and thank goodness, because as he Haris said, had to get rest because the next day, they would take the "Strait to Hogwarts," which, after a couple of days of travel really uncomfortable, I would move to the prestigious school that was to take up the ass from a distance and loss of hand of God.
next day, upon arriving at the station, Gerardo found that there was only a vehicle, it was a little old school bus in which they kept raising and lowering people, mostly children, while a large number of family waiting below to depart the bus. Haris
plunged into the crowd to reach the trunk where he placed his belongings Gerardo and then boarded the bus while it was Gerardo. Once inside, Gary realized what was really small bus, a short narrow corridor through which you could not go further than making the side and both sides of this, a couple of rows of two seats in the worn leather which were occupied by a crowd of children pressed against each other getting to sit in each seat two, even three children.
- Do you understand now why they call it close to Hogwarts? - He asked Gerald Haris.
- No Willow, but it is full mu
- Come on, sit in this row itself, which is not as crowded as the other - you Haris said as he pointed to a pair of seats that were occupied by three children some weirdos. Gerardo
fixed in the three lads who had sat there, the first was a child I had really fat freckled skin and red hair, looked like a dumpling expired, next to him was a girl with a very thin long hair and not very pretty face, at that very moment, was eating a big bacon sandwich chorretones of oil falling, and finally, with the snout pressed against the glass, was a chubby little boy face frog that hung a trickle of mucus from his enormous nose and that seemed a bit slow, as Gerardo. Gerardo
got as he could to be between the red-haired boy and the girl in the bubble and inserted his tambourine until he got to have a well embedded in the buttocks.
then decided to start the presentations as if something had been taught the prostitutes in the neighborhood was that it had to be sociable in this fucking life.
- Putas Gerardo pa I serve - said as devoted to each of the children smiling from ear to ear.
- I am Roberto Rodriguez, but you can call me Ro Ro - the red-haired boy said while he shook a small, plump hands sticky with sweat.
- Do zoy Herminia - Said the thin girl with a mouthful of food to both cheeks and hold the sandwich.
The third child turned his face sniffing at them, smiling and tried to say something - Ammmmmmm, ha, ha, ha - of course, did not understand him but realized that in his shirt pocket had embroidered his assumed name " Bartolo Button
While they had a guy Rubiales few years older than them wearing Nazi garb and accompanied by two huge footmen, was passing bus row at intimidating all students.
At that time, he came right up to where they stood and watched while above me down with a disgusted, began to ask questions.
- Have any of you Jewish? - Asked.
- No - replied in unison less Bartolo that only smiled.
- Is anyone black blight, Moor shit chuchumeco or Mandarin Chinese? - Continued.
- No - replied.
- And late, some of you are retarded? Then
Gerardo, who could not lie, he raised his hand and spoke.
- I a little bit, and this mucus hanging here, I think again, why?
chungo The boy put his face close to Gerardo while growling like a rabid dog suddenly grabbed the collar of his shirt "Naranjito".
- I Stay with your stupid fucking face, and with the mocazos also, your going to make life impossible, and you too - he said as he turned his face towards Ro Ro - that it seems to be a carrot that hair RodrÃguez , and since many of you were at Hogwarts, you seem fucking rats.
The boy pushed Gerardo crappy against the seat and continued moving down the aisle intimidating to other children.
- That fear MEAO me over - said Gerardo.
- No wonder, is that Dracula Malfollao "The Nazi", is bad Remal and repeat repeater above. I've already been warned my seventeen brothers studying at Hogwarts to be careful not to approach him.
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