Sunday, September 28, 2008

Birthdayboss What To Write

VII VI "The Sorting Hat"

The Sorting Hat ceremony began and the first to be called was Gerald who had to undergo the test that I would send one of the four houses where he would stay at Hogwarts.
Once he had climbed onto the stage, he sat in a chair so that was exposed to the prying eyes of those present, was very nervous but did not lose his composure or be pissed.
Donbenito director approached with dirty old pointy hat full of patches that stood in front of Gary, East, convinced, decided to put it to the hat determines which of the four houses had to belong, but the director stopped him before achieve it.

- Guapito What are you doing? - I asked the director
- Well I'll have to Dumbledore, well, pop it pa pa to sing and talk and tell me which house I
pa
The audience erupted in laughter and blushed Gerardo without understanding I would have said it could be so funny.

- No darling, this is for you to put the manica and catch a piece of paper
- Oh, and did not speak or what?
- No my love, is a hat
- Po go poop

Gerardo did what he had been asked and took one of the many pieces of paper that was inside of the hat. The director took him by the hands and unfolded it.

- Gimeno! - Shouted the director Donbenito and everyone applauded the decision of the Sorting Hat - now you can return to your beautiful place and do not forget you can come see me at my office anytime we do a very nice photos
- Chachi Guachi

Gerardo returned to his seat and went forward to the ceremony, but was somewhat disgusted by what was crap and inanimate the Sorting Hat itself was grateful to have finished that step as soon as possible as to anything he liked being the center of attention. As luck would have his new friends Ro Ro, Herminia and Bartolo in the house had just Gimeno like him which earned him a joy.
After the ceremony kicked off the beginning of the year banquet held in the dining room, Gerardo and his friends sat at the tables reserved for the house Gimeno along with the rest of its members including brothers were seventeen Ro Ro and sisters, all redheads just him.
The school waitresses began to serve dinner carts carrying prepared for this purpose as in many other schools.

- There are no elves pa serve dinner? - Asked Gerardo disappointed
- Jesus Gerardo things got, I think you've seen many Disney movies and have read many fairy tales, the elves do not exist and the way you say that there are no gnomes, fairies, fruitis or the minute. Are already somewhat more to believe in such nonsense - it was a bit Herminia mari sabihondilla stopped talking for a while as a waitress had just passed her and took nearly an hour without eating - I will love Gamusina soup first-, second Unicorn stew and egg custard dessert Basilisk, for that Gary, as I was saying, you're a bit old for such nonsense to believe you

In the west wing of Hogwarts, specifically in the second floor were the offices of members of the house "Gimeno", one could say that was austere because apart from the rooms where there were bunk beds that just squeaked at the slightest touch, a small table and a closet to share , only had a common room with a few chairs and sofas, a fireplace and a few old desks where they can do homework, so yes, all adorned with paintings of all one hundred and gotelé elegant walls, also had a bath for the girls and one for the boys, the girls clean as the jets of gold, with its scent of lavender, its trash to the sanitary Cosic, the role of ass put in place and a large mirror surrounded by lights, the boys' bathroom was quite different, something close to the headquarters of the Association "Diogenes syndrome"
Gerardo you had to share room with Ro Ro and both were very happy because they already knew the trip and had fallen well.
The day had been so long so when I finish dinner, Gary, and Ro Ro went to his room. Ro Ro berth requested below since I had some dizziness since the day he said he fell off his head while trying to climb a MALDRON. Ro Ro
broke the case and ordered their belongings, brushed teeth, clean up your bed and put on a flannel pajamas with pictures of balloons and Zeppelins that was pretty tight and short enough so that the meat came out all sides, he said, was a gift from their parents for communion, finally prayed the "child Jesus" as he cut his toenails and, after saying good night, went to bed and automatically started to snore like an old woman. Gerald, meanwhile, empty the contents of your suitcase in the closet, rinsed his mouth and stood in his underwear that is like sleeping normally, then lay in bed ready to rest up. The minutes passed
Gerardo got no sleep, in part not let the snoring of his friend but could not stop thinking about the head, beginning to understand that going to have to wake up and a lot in that place because there would not enlist the help of his grandmother to cut the meat, wipe your ass, clothing for the evenings or tie cords Chiruca, among other things.
the end, to relax, he decided to become the first Manolillo opening of the school year thinking it would be the best aid insomnia.
Chof, plop, plop, plop ...
Ro Ro, started up, lit the lamp on the nightstand, he rose from the bed and looked up to find the place of origin of this sound so strange, what was his surprise found a new friend, peeling the mango with no shame.

- Mother of fair love and God in heaven, "What are you doing with that Gerardo?
- I just was making a Manolillo
- my God that barbarism, Do not you know it is a sin, you're sure to leave billions of poisonous pus-filled pimples, that you are intimate with the devil, and you can stay blind as a wild vole? There is God now understand such ass glasses and glass toothpick holder that you wear like grain throughout the proboscis. You endemoniao, Satan Away! Made retro! In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Fuchi ... You are going, going ...

Gerardo froze facing such charges and began to mourn as a baby, did not understand how that jovenzazo that seemed so nice and so simple could be talking that way so unpleasant. Cacharrillo kept in place, slid off the bunk, his shirt caught "Naranjito", their pants and their CHIRUCA and ran from the room to be alone and recover from huge upset. Got
leave school without anyone seeing and abroad found that the temperature was lower than expected which, in part, it came very well to calm your nerves so affected at that time. He walked a few minutes around the school by filling their lungs with fresh air and when I finally found something better decided to return to his room, but before he can enter through the front door he heard voices that were close to where he was, as an arrow hid behind some bushes with no desire to spy but that did not see him out there teeming with the risk of earning a reprimand.
held his breath and waited for the two figures loomed the door while maintaining a heated conversation bathe with moonlight and reveal their identity.

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