What About Brian Online

Professor Severus It was the Napo, a forty quite spoiled and very bad mood that did not pay much attention when it comes to personal hygiene concerns and revealed his hair greasy and sticky, black pores numerous and more rags old-fashioned that he used to dress, accompanied him Abelardo Donbenito director, spoke a very sensitive issue because they were forced to leave the building to ensure that nobody could hear but nothing could imagine a few meters away, hidden behind some bushes, gossipy had a child who listened attentively.

- What I try to tell director - said Severo Napo - is that "He who can not be pronounced" has escaped from prison where he was serving a sentence along with two other inmates, I just read on the Internet
- What good invented the Internet, Severo truth? The things you can find a sailing ...
- But has heard what you just said? "He who can not be pronounced" loose God knows where
- But that's terrible, terrible, gruesome and horrific, frightening and tremebundo ...
- Accurate director - Napo Severus interrupted him - and the reason you and I know it would not be surprising, that sooner or later decide
visit us - You are absolutely right, that boy so tender What was his name? ...
- Director Discretion, discretion

Director and professor continued walking towards the undergrowth until Gary could not hear them with your mouse or tabs to see them your ass glasses because glass that separated him about seven feet away from where they were. So he ran as an arrow toward his room without noticing anything or anyone and stumbling on more than one occasion because of his flat feet and bad.

When she reached her room, panting, heaving with fatigue of the race, to Ro Ro was found that instead of sleeping, sitting on the edge of the bed waiting for him to make peace because there was no malice in it, see him just pounced on Gary and gave him a big hug.

- sorry dear Gerald, forgive me - I said crying - I have been unfair to you because I did not understand you're lost, wandering among the sins that violate the divine law and are deserving of eternal damnation, I've screamed instead of help which is what had to be done
- Let me know how to play solo, thanks
- not what I meant Gerardo, but still insist, forgive me, I have a lot of family in the "Opus" and I've been in the genes, darkened my mind such a vision.
- What?
- The touching you forgive me?
- Yes, I forgive you, if I Paeces mu majo realities

The next morning, when new best friends headed over to the dining room were ready for breakfast on their way to Dracula Malfollao "The Nazi" and its two cronies, bad Remal cornered them and began to taunt them.

- Behold, the bride retrasao and tangerine - said Dracula and his two buddies will laugh the occurrence
- Please we do nothing, we just want to go to breakfast - Ro Ro pleaded

To which he responded with a Dracula slap in the face of Ro Ro that it leaves little silly. Gerardo, driven by fear, ran down between the gorillas screaming like a pussy and asking for help in their escape from the recess ended and found the outside, but he tripped over a pebble and rolling on the floor as a pellet and caused bruising throughout the body. When he appeared with the three thugs willing to give a good locally termed the sticks, but as luck would be on the side of Gerard.

- my mother what I see there - Gerard said as he pointed with his finger one direction - a kitten asustao
- But do you think you're dumb? You'll find out atontao - said as he rolled up
Dracula - Not that it is true, I swear by Tamariz

"Gorilla", one of the thugs who accompanied Dracula just turn around and could see that Gary was not lying since in a tree in one of the highest branches, but there was a scared kitten.

- It is true that some poor cat there asustao, impoverishment - Scream Gorilla as he ran towards the tree ready to do anything to rescue the animal

Dracula and his other buddy turned to see it with your own eyes, Gerardo took time to escape.
ran like a madman willing to let the soles of the feet before they gave him a beating, even if he still looked. Exhausted, breathless and more than pain, he hid in a place that was not contemplated in the library, a large dimly lit room whose walls were lined with shelves crammed with books of all kinds.
In one of the many tables, sitting in a chair reading, there was a fat man like himself, was almost bald, he was only four hairs gray and his face looked like a dog with mufflers having just put glasses.
The man left the book he was reading to see Gerard.

- Why are you standing there like a pasmarote, you have nothing better to do?
- Sorry sir perraco faced, I had to hide where I have been able
- someone is chasing you, son?
- Some children who want to give me the shit
- And do you leave? Are you queer?
- I do not think Mr.
- Let you're a cocoa, a shit, a dumb ass? Gerardo



under the head - What's your name, if I may ask?
- Gerardo Putas, PA Server
- Not a very appropriate name - noted Mr.
- Pos is the only one I have so to fuck
- The children of today you are very rude, well, I'm a librarian, my name is Carlos Klorenaguer

At that time the phone rang. Mr. Klorenaguer got up and walked to his office, which was on the other side of the room and closed the door to speak privately. Gerardo

noticed the book that Mr. Klorenaguer had been in the hands and at that time was on the table. It was as if the book had an irresistible power over him so he grabbed the book without thinking twice and carefully eyed the colored covers were copper, and inside was printed in two colors. He noted that on the cover were two snakes, one dark, the other clear, that tail biting each other forming an oval within which was the title:

The Neverending Story

The title seemed unwise to a book of truth, yet his influence could not resist any longer, so he sat down to begin reading that book so mysterious. He opened the first page and started reading feeling that for the first time in his life a book absorbed him the most strange ways I

endangered Fantasy
At
holes, nests and burrows were going all the forest animals Haule.
was midnight, and the tops of the very old and giant trees, a whirlwind roared. The logs, thick as towers, creaking and groaning.
Suddenly a soft glow crossed zigzag through the woods, he was tuning here and there, she flew, landed on a branch, and hurried on. It was a luminous sphere, about the size of a ball, which was great leaps, occasionally bouncing on the floor and returned to float in the air. But it was a ball.
was a wisp. And he had lost.

- Go Poop - Gerardo said.

and threw the book to hell the other side of the room. I quite liked reading, but I could not understand that a writer needs to use as many buzzwords pair have something as simple as a story. Where was "Harry Potter" to remove all these fanciful stories.
walked along the shelves, reading the spines of the books, until she was finally able to find one you like. "My little friends, animals. Look how nice people, "he opened the first page and read a little:

The perrico is man's best friend ago: Wow, wow. And sometimes: Grrrrrrr
The kittens are also very majic but not do: Meow, meow.
The platypus, which is most of the bugs rarico ago: Afgasafslfjñaijñ, fjalsjf, though no one hears ...

That book seemed much more interesting for what did not hesitate to take it to borrow carefully cultivated mind .

Birthdayboss What To Write

VII VI "The Sorting Hat"

The Sorting Hat ceremony began and the first to be called was Gerald who had to undergo the test that I would send one of the four houses where he would stay at Hogwarts.
Once he had climbed onto the stage, he sat in a chair so that was exposed to the prying eyes of those present, was very nervous but did not lose his composure or be pissed.
Donbenito director approached with dirty old pointy hat full of patches that stood in front of Gary, East, convinced, decided to put it to the hat determines which of the four houses had to belong, but the director stopped him before achieve it.

- Guapito What are you doing? - I asked the director
- Well I'll have to Dumbledore, well, pop it pa pa to sing and talk and tell me which house I
pa
The audience erupted in laughter and blushed Gerardo without understanding I would have said it could be so funny.

- No darling, this is for you to put the manica and catch a piece of paper
- Oh, and did not speak or what?
- No my love, is a hat
- Po go poop

Gerardo did what he had been asked and took one of the many pieces of paper that was inside of the hat. The director took him by the hands and unfolded it.

- Gimeno! - Shouted the director Donbenito and everyone applauded the decision of the Sorting Hat - now you can return to your beautiful place and do not forget you can come see me at my office anytime we do a very nice photos
- Chachi Guachi

Gerardo returned to his seat and went forward to the ceremony, but was somewhat disgusted by what was crap and inanimate the Sorting Hat itself was grateful to have finished that step as soon as possible as to anything he liked being the center of attention. As luck would have his new friends Ro Ro, Herminia and Bartolo in the house had just Gimeno like him which earned him a joy.
After the ceremony kicked off the beginning of the year banquet held in the dining room, Gerardo and his friends sat at the tables reserved for the house Gimeno along with the rest of its members including brothers were seventeen Ro Ro and sisters, all redheads just him.
The school waitresses began to serve dinner carts carrying prepared for this purpose as in many other schools.

- There are no elves pa serve dinner? - Asked Gerardo disappointed
- Jesus Gerardo things got, I think you've seen many Disney movies and have read many fairy tales, the elves do not exist and the way you say that there are no gnomes, fairies, fruitis or the minute. Are already somewhat more to believe in such nonsense - it was a bit Herminia mari sabihondilla stopped talking for a while as a waitress had just passed her and took nearly an hour without eating - I will love Gamusina soup first-, second Unicorn stew and egg custard dessert Basilisk, for that Gary, as I was saying, you're a bit old for such nonsense to believe you

In the west wing of Hogwarts, specifically in the second floor were the offices of members of the house "Gimeno", one could say that was austere because apart from the rooms where there were bunk beds that just squeaked at the slightest touch, a small table and a closet to share , only had a common room with a few chairs and sofas, a fireplace and a few old desks where they can do homework, so yes, all adorned with paintings of all one hundred and gotelé elegant walls, also had a bath for the girls and one for the boys, the girls clean as the jets of gold, with its scent of lavender, its trash to the sanitary Cosic, the role of ass put in place and a large mirror surrounded by lights, the boys' bathroom was quite different, something close to the headquarters of the Association "Diogenes syndrome"
Gerardo you had to share room with Ro Ro and both were very happy because they already knew the trip and had fallen well.
The day had been so long so when I finish dinner, Gary, and Ro Ro went to his room. Ro Ro berth requested below since I had some dizziness since the day he said he fell off his head while trying to climb a MALDRON. Ro Ro
broke the case and ordered their belongings, brushed teeth, clean up your bed and put on a flannel pajamas with pictures of balloons and Zeppelins that was pretty tight and short enough so that the meat came out all sides, he said, was a gift from their parents for communion, finally prayed the "child Jesus" as he cut his toenails and, after saying good night, went to bed and automatically started to snore like an old woman. Gerald, meanwhile, empty the contents of your suitcase in the closet, rinsed his mouth and stood in his underwear that is like sleeping normally, then lay in bed ready to rest up. The minutes passed
Gerardo got no sleep, in part not let the snoring of his friend but could not stop thinking about the head, beginning to understand that going to have to wake up and a lot in that place because there would not enlist the help of his grandmother to cut the meat, wipe your ass, clothing for the evenings or tie cords Chiruca, among other things.
the end, to relax, he decided to become the first Manolillo opening of the school year thinking it would be the best aid insomnia.
Chof, plop, plop, plop ...
Ro Ro, started up, lit the lamp on the nightstand, he rose from the bed and looked up to find the place of origin of this sound so strange, what was his surprise found a new friend, peeling the mango with no shame.

- Mother of fair love and God in heaven, "What are you doing with that Gerardo?
- I just was making a Manolillo
- my God that barbarism, Do not you know it is a sin, you're sure to leave billions of poisonous pus-filled pimples, that you are intimate with the devil, and you can stay blind as a wild vole? There is God now understand such ass glasses and glass toothpick holder that you wear like grain throughout the proboscis. You endemoniao, Satan Away! Made retro! In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Fuchi ... You are going, going ...

Gerardo froze facing such charges and began to mourn as a baby, did not understand how that jovenzazo that seemed so nice and so simple could be talking that way so unpleasant. Cacharrillo kept in place, slid off the bunk, his shirt caught "Naranjito", their pants and their CHIRUCA and ran from the room to be alone and recover from huge upset. Got
leave school without anyone seeing and abroad found that the temperature was lower than expected which, in part, it came very well to calm your nerves so affected at that time. He walked a few minutes around the school by filling their lungs with fresh air and when I finally found something better decided to return to his room, but before he can enter through the front door he heard voices that were close to where he was, as an arrow hid behind some bushes with no desire to spy but that did not see him out there teeming with the risk of earning a reprimand.
held his breath and waited for the two figures loomed the door while maintaining a heated conversation bathe with moonlight and reveal their identity.

I Need A Quickbooks License Number

V Is this Hogwarts, what I these count? IV

That trip was really tiring for Gerardo, not only because of the discomfort it caused a shortage of space, also slow the vehicle and the few stops performing. Ro Ro was one of the few who managed to sleep and when he did support his huge head, like a pumpkin, making Gerard's shoulder that he fell asleep. Herman, for his part, when I was eating a sandwich or the content of one of the many homemade food taperwares he had prepared his mother, threw her drinking in the stock prepared for this purpose because as she herself confessed, was bulimic declared. The only thing wrong was giving no Bartolo quietecico looked like a plant in place, smiling at the sky and sniffling. Gerardo
spent much time watching the beautiful scenery through the windows, fields, villages, mountains and rivers, everything seemed beautiful, but undoubtedly the most impressive part was seeing that wonderful castle whose plant was adapted to the hill on which it stood. Huge turrets pointed toward the top and almost reached the sky, the building struck by its grandeur, was surrounded by a moat with a drawbridge by what beauty was unshakable.

- gave me Ay! - Shouted Gerardo - Have you seen, is Hogwarts?
- But you say atontolinado if that is the Alcazar de Segovia - Herman said disappointed.
- what?
- That's not Hogwarts that we still have a nice time. Gerardo

been more than convinced that Hogwarts would be like the great castle that was taking most of his favorite novel, lush and inviting, magical, and above all unique, so stay a little disappointed when he first saw that school where I would be hospitalized for a long period of time, apart from being to take the ass by far and loss of the hand of God, was a shack vulgar compared to the Hogwarts of the Rowling books.

Tratose a vulgar and large-scale old house located on top of a hill and surrounded by a lush forest that hid from the curious and anyone because no one would have lost nothing by those byways.
To get there, they were forced to get off the bus a half hour away from school and walk down a secret path through the forest carrying their belongings while dodging Cagadilla sheep and spiny bushes, so it came more than tired and bruised.
Those children who were already studying in that family school were aware of what is going to find, but many, like Gerardo, but could not break to mourn and cry out to heaven disappointed. - Go fuck site! - What is this place sucks? - My mother, my mother, my mother, what pa, pa what!

on the huge front door, carved in stone, a text read as follows: Draco

dormiens nunquam titillandus, gilipollum
(Never tickle a sleeping dragon, asshole)

Nobody found any sense of this slogan , but neither was found the original book that Rowling and fuck around the world.

After disposing of their belongings, gathered in the small hall where he would begin the ceremony for the course.
Once everyone was seated in front of the stage, a large number of teachers among which was the principal "Abelardo Donbenito" because of their age, height and his long white beard, sat.
then began to sound a poor quality recording Hogwarts anthem whose lyrics he knew neither the pointer.


If magic is with you you
And love the paranormal
Come to Hogwarts child study

rarely regret it can
A four houses Thanks go to the Sorting Hat

"Gimeno", "Romi", "Josefina"
And "Esmirriadin"

The fucking foreigner who once founded it
could never imagine that one day
Hogwarts
become the largest in and better


placed Donbenito director leaves containing his speech at the lectern and began reading his welcoming speech, everyone was silent and many closed their eyes hoping to sleep a little while since the director had earned the reputation of "Cansino" and his speeches were almost as horrible as the King "Juan Carlos I" for Christmas.

- is a real pleasure, a real pleasure, great pleasure, a delight, a pleasure and a joy to welcome another year at this school a few young men and women so handsome, beautiful, so beautiful and wonderful and I sincerely hope that your stay is as pleasant and I serve to convert you in the not too distant future, wise men of prestige as the great "Juan Tamariz" the unique "Harry Houdini" great "David Copperfield", "Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin "," Doug Henning "and my cousin Joselín the Village. I have a hunch that this course will be one of the best in our short, brief and fleeting story, part of blame will the new teachers that Hogwarts will have in this new course, Professor Haris going to teach the subject of "Care animal, "the professor" Cloud of Mary "who taught the subject of" Astrology "and the teacher" Severo Napo "which until last year had given the subject" Potions "and this year will also provide" defense against black magic ", we also have our regular teachers a year to honor us with their presence and absolute dedication. No further ado, or further delay, without delay or delay, delay or postponement we will kick off the ceremony of the "Sorting Hat". I remember I'll be at your service in my office, children and I pray, pray even, that hesitate to come see me, you will be compensated with candy and other worldly vices. Grrrrrrrrr.

* Note: Because of roll that has gotten this character so weary I have to cut this chapter here before cojáis disgust and let me read to Gerardo is not guilty of anything. Continue in the next chapter "The Sorting Hat"

Fiat 411r Parts Manual

first thing they did in the old Alley was going to "Savings bank for wizards and pawnshop" where they waited for Mr. banker who attended the window they should be made delivery of the money that had created Gerardo's late mother to her son one day could begin his studies of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
When he did, giving them a small envelope, Gerardo extracted the money was inside, taking only a ticket, yes, fifty EurAc.

- Mother of mine Bitches - Gerardo shouted that he had never seen so much money.
- would be seized The bitch of it! - Screamed outraged by such deception
Haris - Prosti - Gerardo said - it was just a little prostitution.
- Gerardo, honey, this money does not even begin there.

Indeed, as predicted by Haris, with that money they could barely cope with the purchase of school supplies needed to start the course so that the had to make do as best they could by making a series of improvisations.
Instead of a pigeon (necessary in Hogwarts because there was no coverage for sending sms's or reached the broadband cable) had to buy an old one-eyed pigeon lame and could still fly, instead of a white bunny , necessary for many of the magic numbers, Poch bought a guinea pig was very hairy white boy and gave the hit if the light was poor, instead of a wand-class and other magical tools, managed, after hard bargaining, the game "magic erase" second hand which came a very nice plastic wand and a large number of pots and so the strangest thing until you get to buy everything needed to get by at least for now.
took them both to get all those things that when they returned to the hostel where they were staying, were completely killed that night if they got the two to sleep soundly and thank goodness, because as he Haris said, had to get rest because the next day, they would take the "Strait to Hogwarts," which, after a couple of days of travel really uncomfortable, I would move to the prestigious school that was to take up the ass from a distance and loss of hand of God.

next day, upon arriving at the station, Gerardo found that there was only a vehicle, it was a little old school bus in which they kept raising and lowering people, mostly children, while a large number of family waiting below to depart the bus. Haris
plunged into the crowd to reach the trunk where he placed his belongings Gerardo and then boarded the bus while it was Gerardo. Once inside, Gary realized what was really small bus, a short narrow corridor through which you could not go further than making the side and both sides of this, a couple of rows of two seats in the worn leather which were occupied by a crowd of children pressed against each other getting to sit in each seat two, even three children.

- Do you understand now why they call it close to Hogwarts? - He asked Gerald Haris.
- No Willow, but it is full mu
- Come on, sit in this row itself, which is not as crowded as the other - you Haris said as he pointed to a pair of seats that were occupied by three children some weirdos. Gerardo

fixed in the three lads who had sat there, the first was a child I had really fat freckled skin and red hair, looked like a dumpling expired, next to him was a girl with a very thin long hair and not very pretty face, at that very moment, was eating a big bacon sandwich chorretones of oil falling, and finally, with the snout pressed against the glass, was a chubby little boy face frog that hung a trickle of mucus from his enormous nose and that seemed a bit slow, as Gerardo. Gerardo
got as he could to be between the red-haired boy and the girl in the bubble and inserted his tambourine until he got to have a well embedded in the buttocks.
then decided to start the presentations as if something had been taught the prostitutes in the neighborhood was that it had to be sociable in this fucking life.

- Putas Gerardo pa I serve - said as devoted to each of the children smiling from ear to ear.
- I am Roberto Rodriguez, but you can call me Ro Ro - the red-haired boy said while he shook a small, plump hands sticky with sweat.
- Do zoy Herminia - Said the thin girl with a mouthful of food to both cheeks and hold the sandwich.

The third child turned his face sniffing at them, smiling and tried to say something - Ammmmmmm, ha, ha, ha - of course, did not understand him but realized that in his shirt pocket had embroidered his assumed name " Bartolo Button

While they had a guy Rubiales few years older than them wearing Nazi garb and accompanied by two huge footmen, was passing bus row at intimidating all students.
At that time, he came right up to where they stood and watched while above me down with a disgusted, began to ask questions.

- Have any of you Jewish? - Asked.
- No - replied in unison less Bartolo that only smiled.
- Is anyone black blight, Moor shit chuchumeco or Mandarin Chinese? - Continued.
- No - replied.
- And late, some of you are retarded? Then

Gerardo, who could not lie, he raised his hand and spoke.

- I a little bit, and this mucus hanging here, I think again, why?

chungo The boy put his face close to Gerardo while growling like a rabid dog suddenly grabbed the collar of his shirt "Naranjito".

- I Stay with your stupid fucking face, and with the mocazos also, your going to make life impossible, and you too - he said as he turned his face towards Ro Ro - that it seems to be a carrot that hair Rodríguez , and since many of you were at Hogwarts, you seem fucking rats.

The boy pushed Gerardo crappy against the seat and continued moving down the aisle intimidating to other children.

- That fear MEAO me over - said Gerardo.
- No wonder, is that Dracula Malfollao "The Nazi", is bad Remal and repeat repeater above. I've already been warned my seventeen brothers studying at Hogwarts to be careful not to approach him.

F/m Corporal Punishment Stories

III Hogwarts narrow alleys of the old

After a long journey in the tiny Haris bike in the pouring rain, got soaked to their destination. It was a small and austere Hostel located the heart of the city, where the pleasant woman who ran the business were treated very hospitably offering towels to dry, hot milk and a small but comfortable room where they could not find two beds Brand soon. Gerardo
could hardly sleep because he kept getting around the head, even spared Manolillo every night, Haris, meanwhile, slept like a log and snored all night.
The next morning, woke up very happy Haris, began singing the greatest hits of "Camel" loudly as if there were more people hosted at the hostel while again wearing that old jacket that kept women under countless belongings. Gerardo was struck that among the possessions of Haris could see (a loaf of bread, a harmonica, a fan, a microphone, a pen of fat in twelve colors, a flute, a rule) there would be no wand but a variety of narrow and elongated objects.

- have you slept, my boy? - Haris asked as he picked up.
- No Willow, was worried.
- is normal, many things happened last night that changed your life
part - not that, is that I forgot to take out the trash and my grandfather has many poor fucks.
- That should not worry now Gerardo, plus you have to rest because it soon will start the new year at Hogwarts and we should be ready by then. You know that's what we do today?
- Fly on a broomstick? - Asked Gerardo excited
- No, today ...
- Traveling by train chu chu pa Hogwarts? - Gerardo
interrupted him - No, you ...
- Riding on tap? "Feeding the Gusarapo? "Desgnomizar a garden? ... Haris

rather than annoyed by such interruption, approached Gary and a jump, I whipped up this campion that few will take out the tonsils of the mouth.

- Fuck the mother who gave birth Will you keep silent, weary, and stop talking to the elderly? Listen, today we will go to a very special place, where we will get some money and where we can buy the necessary equipment so you can start your study of magic.
- Guachi Chachi!, Can I buy a wand?
- Sure you can, with the money that we have you can buy a wand and more.
- Hey, why do not you wear wand?

The question caught by surprise Haris and his face suddenly pale.

- Long ago, I made a terrible mistake and I took the privilege to participate in magic shows and bring back power wand (while Haris spoke his mind recreated that tragic event. Long ago, in a small town provinces, during halftime of a performance, a local resident saw how Haris accidental copulating with a goat and as long as your wand inserted in an unorthodox place, such a scandal that has never been forgotten in this town) now at least I have the good fortune to teach at a college where he teaches magic and witchcraft, and although I have not allowed the use of a wand or similar objects within the room, I can be with my beloved, beautiful and lovely animals since I am a professor of "Caring for animals." Do you understand now because porto wand?
- Willow Sorry, I was not listening, I pescao a chandelier above your bed and was tearing the legs pa Jodel.

Gerardo, thinking that if they were to go shopping would do well to manage a little, chose your best shirt "The Naranjito", also put on his CHIRUCA of luck, but reeked of Cabrales and her three sizes were small , seemed very beautiful to wear with the tracksuit Tactel green and pink, style junkie in the past "that her grandmother was found in a container months ago.
Shortly after breakfast, the two new friends marched to the place was supposed to go shopping. Less than ten minutes from the hostel, in the middle of a narrow street that no one would bother to go unless farlopa wanted to buy something or hire the services of a prostitute, they found a small plot on which there was a small house, but was in a terrible state, seemed to be inhabited.
Haris, rang the doorbell and wait for an answer until they heard a scream coming from inside the house - Pass, open! Haris
opened the door and into the house while it was Gerardo.
walked along a narrow corridor in which both sides had several closed doors, as they followed him they passed some people coming in the opposite direction and did not even greet them. They came to a small room where they met an old woman dressed in black who was sitting quietly crocheting in an old armchair. The lady looked up as he heard them come and watched for a moment, his hands deftly continued crocheting, creating what looked like a jersey "bubblegum pink" excessively would not be bigger than anyone in their right mind.

- Password? - Asked the lady at once.
- A buying come, so I stop - Haris replied.
- can happen - the lady said while resuming the task. Haris

moved around the room until he found a small door leading into a backyard full of potted flowers of all types and colors and infested with blowflies as big as elephants. In the background, a vine-covered wall closed the compound, in the midst of this, there was a large green metal door, like that of a pen, which is closer.
When she came to the mysterious door, Haris stopped and turned to Gerard.

- Welcome to the "Alley of the old" the place that every magician should know

Just say these words, opened the door Haris Gerardo mystery by showing that concealed the other side. It was a long and narrow cobbled alley, which piled up numerous stalls and small local rake windows and striking posters with bizarre names. The place was packed with people of all classes or items sold as strange or did their shopping or walking by. Gerardo
really surprised, urinated on the excitement and it was not the first time this happened.

- My Mother Willow - said Gerardo - Tas dao account of what it looks like the Harry Potter books?
- Toma, no fuck you - said Haris - Rowling as the time that work here as a young assistant in the nuts "The Corner" which is in the middle of the street. Life is really amazing guy.

Is There Any Side Effects Withsuper Creatine

II The mysterious shadow that fell upon the caravan

's decision had left her grandfather Gerardo totally down but had not meant the abdication of his ideas, give up their dreams.
The next day, did not bother to open his mouth or at breakfast or over lunch, but that did not seem worry about their grandparents or least, who remained his life as if nothing had happened of importance.
Since his mother was murdered, had been six months since then, Gary had to live alone with their grandparents, with no one to defend him from his grandfather who had a bad temper. It had been a gray day after reading that letter, the day before, seemed to have vanished, at least for a few seconds. Gerardo
was aware that far from this "trailer" could be happy again.

The right for those sweltering summer days and especially in September that he was being abnormally hot, preceded a major storm, thunder, lightning, strong winds and rain, did I had to stay locked in the trailer during the afternoon and evening in the company of his grandparents.
During the dinner, which proved not bite any leftover pigeon stew, decided to leave the trailer door open for cooling the inside of it so you can sleep.
From where I sit, Gary could see the huge drops of rain to the light of the lamppost that had a few meters from the entrance to the wasteland in which piled up a large number of caravans.
Before your grandfathers had finished all the food we gobble on the table, stunned Gerardo observed as a shadow of the night was designed to intercept the light of the lamp and gradually invaded the waterlogged soil of the clearing while taking a rare human form of long arms and long legs, a shadow surprisingly large, as if it were the projection of a giant or a colossal statue. The shadow fell upon the caravan and Gerard could not restrain a cry of queer that his grandparents did not realize the great darkness that rushed upon them.
Then the shadow was projected at the entrance of the caravan, was compressed on itself giving way to a smaller and this in turn to a real, meat and bone, without any permission was introduced in the caravan. The strange, I try to be, a dwarf man, stocky, bearded and wearing a ragged old woman's jacket that covered her to her feet.

- Is this where the child resides by the name of Gerardo Hookers? - Asked the dwarf with a strong voice as a baritone.
- And who do you ask? - He said his grandfather once recovered from the shock that had nearly cost him a new heart to his long list.
- My name is Haris, I am a teacher of Hogwarts School and intimate friend of the deceased mother of Gerardo, may God receive his arms, I have come to look to accompany him to Hogwarts where there before long, will start the new school year.
- Oh my he is a pek! - Gerald interrupted him fully recovered from his excitement he almost causes an asthma attack.
- No, I'm not a boy pek. I am a man who has developed a below average height for suffering dwarfism. Now tell small, are you Gerardo Hookers?
- Yes, I am Willow.
- Mmmmmmm, yes, it seems that you are a little diminished. Listens, Gerardo, prepare your stuff, if you want, we go tonight.

Gerardo's grandfather rose from his seat how great it was and went to Haris to be in front of you, Haris not reached or the waist.

- Cucha, circus dwarf, you will not take my grandson because I'm not pamper you, you must pass over my body and my pa paece that it would have to climb a little.

Haris, without changing the relaxed expression on his face, he put his hand under his jacket and searched until he found what he was looking for, then, a mischievous smile touched the corners of his lips.

- grandfather, you'd better sa part that goes out the wand of power - Gerardo said. Haris

pulled from his jacket a dark plastic strange object that immediately came to the hip's grandfather Virgilio, then, the object freed shock of such intensity that the old man completely paralyzed after this, the grandfather's body fell to the floor of the caravan weight shit frothing at the mouth and suffering occasional spasms. As I watched, I keep Haris defense weapon under his jacket.
Gerardo's grandmother got up immediately on your site, while screaming like a madwoman to Haris and approached with a knife which he used to cut their heads off chickens. Haris, once he'd noticed the new danger, he unbuttoned his jacket up and down, making a lot of disparate objects fall to the ground, from rubber ducks to a bottle and a walkman mecromina of old, among other things; but last , and overshadowing all else, a disproportionate male genital collapsed under its own weight forward to hitting the ground, causing much noise and splintering wood. The vision of this great piece of meat like a python that has just eaten a family of frogs, the grandmother was totally lost nerves and hide, scared to death, in the only room in the caravan, closing from the inside latch. Gerardo
was perplexed at this wonder of nature, not knowing what to do or say, he was quite long and gordota but not nearly as much as that. While
Haris returned their items, including yard, inside the jacket, went to Gerald with loving words.

- Listen boy, if you still want to keep coming to study at Hogwarts, prepare your things and come with me, Do you have any questions for me before you decide? Gerardo

was thoughtful for a significant period of time while the mechanism of his brain worked without pause. Haris, while Gerardo thought, took all their belongings from the ground, dragged the grandfather Virgilio to the sofa and sat down, poured himself a coffee from the remains of dinner on the table in the dining room and rested for a while.

- Si - Gerardo said suddenly, when I was half asleep, Haris I have an important question pa ti Willow, are you my father?
- First Gerardo, my name is not Willow, right?, My name is Haris, Willow is a character in a fictional movie and not all who suffer from dwarfism as we have to call him. Secondly, I'm not your father because your mother Gerardo, I just ate Nardo. Someday you'll discover the truth for yourself. Now get your things and confront your destiny with courage.

Desert Knife Works Sandshark

I Manolillo A roar interrupted

Chof, plop, plop, plop ...
Gerardo was making a Manolillo lying quietly on the small couch in the trailer when suddenly a loud noise caught his attention. Immediately after returning the handle to your site, got up and hit the switch on the lamp, and with the light on could find their ass glasses and put them on glass, then a quick look, found that inside the caravan there was no anomaly so I decided to peek outside. Like him, his grandparents had discontinued sexual act alarmed and had only run out of the room, his grandfather, in shorts and like a scarecrow, clutching his old shotgun behind him was his grandmother, with her nightgown put upside down and drop its long white hair, the two together accounted for more than a century and a half but that did not stop they could not protect your home.

- What is that noise sio, young man? - He asked his grandfather as he opened the small door of the trailer and peered outside his huge glasses.

the muddy ground in front of the window of the caravan, had a dove and ruffling old with a large number of loose feathers around her, it seemed that she had been the cause of such noise. Gerardo is fixed in one leg had a small roll of paper, tied with string.
left the caravan and went to see a little better, his glasses were rather old, had lost some vision since the purchase and to make matters worse, I had astigmatism.

- It's just a pigeon grandfather - he said. Gerardo
found that the animal was just a bit dazed, so I gently picked up and carried her to the caravan.
- Sa quedao silly stroke, entered into
pa - I said a thousand times I do not like you to put bugs in there - said his grandfather
grumpy - I just want to make sure it is good and by the way, look what the hell is it that leads attached to the leg.
- Let him Virgilio - added his grandmother - cheese will taste wonderful flying rat stew tomorrow pal. Gerardo

settled on the small table living - dining room, where he placed the bird, then unrolled the small role he carried and saw that he had written in tiny print, a very short text.

Putas Dear Gerardo, on his thirteenth birthday, we will contact you with information that has been admitted to the prestigious school "Hogwarts" of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where you can pursue their studies from this new course. Please, kindly presented the 15th of September in our school, which will start the new school year.

Yours sincerely director: Abelardo Donbenito
After reading
of the text, Gerardo was as happy as surprised, his biggest dream was beginning to be realized, we were offering the opportunity to study at a prestigious magic school, as in Rowling's books he loved.
His grandfather took the paper without having asked permission to do so, and began to read with particular interest, as their old and tired eyes were jumping from one line to another, in his wrinkled face was forming a strange and unpleasant grimace.

- No way boy, I will not allow waste your time with these stupid
- But ...
- Ni buts or pear lemon, now returns to the cot na no more to say.

His grandparents immediately returned to bed and leaving him heartbroken and resumed their erotic games. He returned to the small couch without any desire to return to the Manolillo. Before you discard the glasses, I take a long look at the poster hanging over his makeshift bed, it was the image of the great magician "Tamariz" his idol, appeared smiling and showing their hands on a beautiful deck.
Gerardo, since he had use of reason, had been fascinated by the mysterious world of magic. His mother, before being killed by male violence, her pimp had killed with a hammer, had promised he would do everything possible to make your dream pair come true, so, at that time had no doubt that this letter had come through it.
The next morning at breakfast, Gerardo was so dazed that he could not bite his tongue any longer.

- grandfather, spoons, I want to study next year at Hogwarts, I do not want anything in this world, I swear by Tamariz.
- Look - Grito his grandfather, pointing to his bony index finger - the whore talks like our daughter rest in peace the mu slut.
- right - Gerardo angrily interrupted him - my mother was worth a little prostitution, but does not have to call it.
- was more whore chickens and cun ugliest devil I see in that nonsense is hard to spend four pa let her keep it, or you think that letter as Mandaa how handsome you are atontolinao. Doghouse, though you are just as ugly as your mother and a bit slow, to have to say, could become a useful man, mop, shoe, including a grinder, as I sio me for so many years, and you want to come with me be a magician, master man, you've seen. Listen carefully to those fallen cas mouse urejillas out: Never let you do that and there is na more than talk.

Given the strength of the words he had just spit his grandfather for that big mouth full of false teeth, Gerardo rose from the table and ran from the caravan while crying like a pussy.
ran faster when allowed his flat feet, leaving a clear trail of tears behind her and a good yarn mocazo on his face. He left the lot where he piled up a large number of caravans crossed the landfill bordering on them and crossed the park where a few prostitutes left has started to make his morning shift.
After a while, exhausted after the race, crouched beside the bed of a small river where he accumulated a large number of trash and where he used to hide when I needed to be alone, and continued his regret and wishing with all his might, that nothing and no one prevented his dream come true.

Hair Supplies Dahvie Vanity Uses

Gerardo Putas write a letter to Rowling

Dear Miss (or Mrs.) Roulin (that of Harry Potter). My name is Gerardo Putas, srvirle pa, pa am writing to ask that you please do not terminated by Plajia (I think it says so) because money is money that we do not have much currency or banknotes. I do what little I leave my mother is dead and a bit prosi hera, me and spent it all on school supplies to start the class pa (Tanvi comprao me a pigeon boy and covalla mu maja) and javiklleja than wright this Tanvi shit for bitches ba mu evil ipoteca Mallor the "save you? and over this crisis so bad that my grandfather says it's because of Zapalerdo (the mayor of Spain if not saves a lot of violojia) Tanvi
soi superhipermegafan tell of his books even though my grandfather and dad say it's a bad influence and is a devil worshiper and not that many more things all wrong but I do not care, and many Manolillo ago me thinking Hermione, Luna Glovbud, ParbatiPatil, Labender Brownie, Jinni, Macgonagall and once with Neville but not because estava griposo bale.
If not asking too much, I could send you a photo sulla (their children do not ace missing) signed with his name pa wear it next to the one I have Tamariz mola me a little more than you but just a little?

Many of my

vesos