Thursday, June 3, 2010

Sceletium Tortuosum Gibberellic Acid

XII Run, run Gerardo!

Someone sounded the alarm and everyone, teachers and students, not counting the poor Ro Ro Haris who was recovering and that from his shack and entertaining as it was with the pig, did not hear anything, came to see what the hell happened. The majority was in pajamas, nightgown and panties.
The porter was standing next to the corpse of Abelardo Donbenito director and a lot of onlookers and were placed around to gossip as if they were old in a play. They were so distracted that no one noticed the checkered Mantica glasses watched the crowd.
The new Potions professor was a bit Bartolo, approached the corpse and took her pulse while looking at the clock, people looked shocked - He's dead, he said. 


- Is it obvious, no? - Professor Severus said Napo


And there was no doubt because the corpse was director regirao neck like a chicken before going to the pot, the chest on the floor and his head looking at the stars, in addition, her skull wide open and brains were scattered on the floor, arms were twisted like a Pretzel and to make matters worse, missing the bottom of the trunk, as it was dark no one noticed that he had been engaged in forging go around the room.


 - They have killed - continued Severo
 - How do we know that is not you, Professor? - Asked the teacher McGonagiu
 - Why would do such a thing? 
- Everyone knows he has always coveted the post of director Gerardo


pipe was having a discussion with the teachers watching for a moment, had even forget about what had happened minutes earlier in the principal's office.


 - professor McGonagiu I offended you, I will not easily forget this slander, I assure you. You know, I've been up all night chatting with a lady, and that's what the history on the Internet, I can prove it. Who says you is not her killer? 
- Me? You have seen! I have always shown great respect for our beloved principal. Besides, I could not be because I have not left my room overnight. 
- I saw something - I interrupted the teacher Mary Cloud - Make someone a few hours, hidden under a blanket on his way to the office of director, I believe is the suspect


Suddenly, a lot of accusatory looks rested Mantica in checkered glasses under which the left see a couple of CHIRUCA of 38. Gerardo took a while to realize what was happening, the enchantment of invisibility cloak would have disappeared along with the soul of Dumbledore, or know. As he realized that more than one marked him as the culprit, took a little cry of queer and started running towards the school aa. Plenty of rock
chasing him, shouting a lot of insults but miraculously pulled them an advantage, not knowing how he had become a sort of Forest Gump and ran to the stripping, but turning a corner eventually stepping on his own blanket and falling hills to soil, miracle did not break his glasses but you'll be hooked rug with a wooden bench and ended up lying in the middle of a corridor, they heard footsteps getting closer so we ran into a room.
Meanwhile, in the hall, appeared Herminia, Bartolo and a member of the house boy "Gimenez" it was black as coal. - I found something - said Herminia took Gerardo
fronted the hand, his nose bleeding from the blow and had mixed up with distemper, sipped the mixture was rich. Suddenly fell into that shit was missing something, the invisibility cloak! The world's best gift he had.
came out of hiding and went to the little group of three. The black man turned toward him, looks like a page of King Belshazzar was in the Primark Gerardo thought last Christmas. 


- Have you seen the murderer, kid? - He asked the colored boy
 - Tell the king sio good, bring me a car of these remote and pley


The black looked like someone look at a chimpanzee from the zoo that is becoming a pajichuela. Gerardo

realized that Herman had taken his coat. Will sleeve, he thought. 


- That it is mine - said as he tore the hand Mantica. Pa it was a gift and no one else.


Hurt, came to lie above divination. The adjusted until you can see through the ojicos pa Piercing and put his glasses on his ass after the huge vessel that had been given hostión had been somewhat twisted. Meanwhile, others looked at him stunned. 


- Asesinooooooooooooooooooooooooo! - Bartolo button immediately shouted, pointing an accusing finger at poor Gerard. Consistent was the first word that they had heard since he had met Gerardo

realized that he had been recognized so he turned and ran again as a locaza the first day of sales of Bershka.
was fed up with both running, but knew that if he got caught it would take an unparalleled club locally termed, like the time the grandfather caught him rummaging through the drawers where they hid the wallet. Followed by a corridor, up some stairs, turned left, then right, walked down another hallway, found other stairs, tripped, rolled all the way down, got up packages mareao that, he ran or at least tried, he would give asthma ... He heard screams behind him but could not go, he found a door. Shit, that no, there was no time and was ecstatic and reluctantly came to the place he considered more humiliating the world: the girls bathroom. Once inside he locked himself in one of the toilets with latch and all, and prayed the "child Jesus, you're a kid like me ..." the last half hour had been one of the worst of his life.

No one went, it seems that he was safe, or so I thought, because suddenly someone began to mourn as a mourner, got rid of the blanket and dripping with sweat, put on his glasses, removed the bolt and put his white-fronted. In one corner was a crying girl was ugly as a monkey's ass horny old, I saw something fuzzy, almost transparent. Be anorexic, she thought. 


- Tas right? - He asked the distraught girl


The girl looked at his face and left to mourn, moved the gesture, now seemed angry as if he had been the ruler of a sudden. Gerardo hairs stood on end it in the neck and began to get a cold from hell. 


- In the same bathroom perished - Moaning said
 - What? 
- I am a lost soul because someone skewed life in this place
 - Mande? 
- That I'm a fantasmaaaaaa! Gerardo

peed
above (calorcico, calorcico, calorcico ...) and started screaming like a drunken hooligan in a mobile disc Salou, ran back like a crab if you remove the light spectrum, terrified and ended up flush against a sink and embedded in the neck the damn faucet.
Mother! As fuck, he thought as he stroked his neck. But suddenly a strange mechanism was activated, the sink was moved from its site as if it had rails and a huge Piercing appeared under his fat ass to be swallowed as a toilet to a zurrute.

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