IX "The Dementira"
The next day, Gerald awoke with a terrible headache, I had barely slept because of the strange and unpleasant dreams that had tormented him all night: a marmoset monkey galloped on the back of a pregnant sow towards Hogwarts , to reach the school nurse the sow is put in labor and gave birth to a pig body abominable with dwarf and a human head, his face was like that of his friend Haris, but the creature had no teeth or hair in the head, then the squirrel monkey there grew a horrible bat wings on her back, grabbed in arms to the grotesque and newborn creature and flew away through the halls of the school towards the dark cellars where were the rooms of the house "Esmirriadin" there in the common room waiting for them an evil man turned out
was not the only one who had not slept, Ro Ro was the same or worse than it should be, pale as an albino with anemia and sweating like a fat hanging curtains, he confessed that he had horrible nightmares all night; The thing is that during the last class that had the previous day, the teacher of astrology "Cloud of Mary" had smoked a porrillo affecting students in the front rows, among which were two of them. Maria, against what they heard, they had played a trick.
After a hearty breakfast, their compilation of home Joplis Louie "better known as" Jimmy the quiet "gesture which they said was the first class of the day, played kind of" defense against black magic "with Professor Severus Napo. Jimmy in turn declared pacifist so instead of that class would go to Potions and GBS is that the fan was that of nomenclature and the formulation was saving up to buy the game Micronova.
Professor Napo, to see so many students in the house "Gimeno" in his class, he was greatly angered the guardian of the house "Esmirriadin" that had been part of since childhood. The remaining members of the other three houses were falling in itself as the fucking ass, in particular, and for reasons not relevant here, the members of the house "Esmirriadin" that he be by mustard gas gasearía sardanas while dancing around ... all will be revealed in due course.
Once they were seated all students, Professor Severus Napo prepared to begin class. Gerardo
looked at him stunned, I was pretty sure it was the teacher who had spied the other night if the eyes and ears of wax entaponaos not failed, and is sitting in second row and six feet away from him he was a world of darkness that could be misleading. Even so, the teacher did not like a hair, not only for its appearance was repulsive, it was because as I looked at him and his friends as Ro Ro, frowning, eyes bloodshot, a horrible grimace, protruding fangs and dripping saliva and growling like a wild dog in dispute over a chicken nest. Because he had been taught not to be misused Pensao if I had not sworn by the very professional Tamariz that they had mania.
- Today in our first class, I am going to talk about one of the greatest dangers of the universe, I am going to talk about your main threat to this idyllic world. It is to be infant is an attractive subject for countless perverted degenerate and will do everything possible to abuse you. Now you can be careful because they are everywhere, in schools, in churches, on facebook, in tuenti, in Makin 'Magic chat ... especially in social networks and the catechism to lie. Does anyone know of whom I speak. Yes, Dracula?
- The Masons
- Do not go far wrong, but not "Gorilla?
- Jehovah's Witnesses?
- No, but almost, we are approaching
Herminia poor was merely stretching his arm, he could almost reach the ceiling, but the teacher did not have eyes only for students Esmirriadin - Pedophiles - shouted at the end is that despite having stopped menstruating because of his illness was the damn fucking bad.
- Ten points Gimeno - angrily shouted the teacher - do not talk without my permission. Yeah, Dracula?
- Pedophiles
- Yes, one hundred points for "Esmirriadin" Gerard sighed
died of envy for the intelligence of Nazi shit. I would be so ready and get points for cascoporro home.
- The pedophiles will do anything to achieve his goal, either to get their hands until the livers or take your photo collection of the most suggestive. We call them "Dementira" they will say whatever is done as long as your friends. Does anyone know what to do if you come face to face with a Dementira?
Leches! This I know it - thought Gerardo - those not killed street that look like a bunch of rogues from a fire newly escapaos appear in my favorite books with scary fucking legs down - So I decided to plump up her hand finger knuckle and Bloodied biting both nails to the elbows ready to get the first points Gimeno. Nervous as he was, had had enough to avoid pissing over, he rose from his seat as if he had been bitten on the culamen and answered before you give permission.
- you have to launch a "Patronus spectrum" which is like a giant Gusiluz animal form that gives them so afraid of Dementors legs that come out when they see it, I wish I had mine way ardi-rat because it is a bichico that I love, leaves in a film that does more than lead a lao peladilla of another, more majic for the bug, I asked my grandfather when I saw that it had in Buggle Bear putting on raffles at fairs pa pillars but I said it was quite present I give to eat to day ...
Gerardo, proud of his succinct reply, sat back to await the verdict.
There was silence, all those present, teachers and pupils, students and teacher, were astounded at this unexpected answer. Gerardo felt as if it were arrowheads, all the eyes riveted on him, so flushed was so nervous about the expected compensation points, so distressed at the end of the day, it dipped a bit pants and the pleasant warmth I calmed down a bit.
- This ... - Continued Professor Napo once was able to exit the "emotional shock" - Does anyone know what to do if you come face to face with a Dementira?
- No one, no? Herminia by God, stop moving your hand while going to take a look at some of his companions. And spit out that he wears on his vocation, can not eat in class. By God, that sucks! What have you been eating? "Testicles? Answer at once please.
- My great-aunt on her mother took a course in self-defense in the woman's house. Taught him to fend off bullies, the best was to use pepper spray or carry a brick in the bag and stir it up or else, bad, driving a kick in the cataplines, broken the nose of a knee, to get his thumbs in the eye socket and pull, rip the tip of the ear of a bite and if they are moving, albeit spasms, repeatedly hit in the nuts. Then you have to call 112 and request emergency assistance.
- Might be, it is necessary to cause many injuries but it is worth. A point to Gimeno. Now we go to a practical example, I need two volunteers, you and you - he said pointing to Ro Ro and Gerardo, made blood being spilled was that of "Gimeno"
The two friends got up and went to where the teacher , against the blackboard.
Professor, pulled from his pocket a plastic mask I had black and white as a ghost, it was like the movie "Scream" and gave a bad feeling that you die. Gerardo, seeing her, gave a little cry of queer and covered her face with both hands, the whole class laughed at his reaction.
- It's just a mask Mr. Whores, do not be afraid - I told the teacher that did not change the grim expression on his face for the world - now Mr Rodriguez will walk out that door and was going to put this mask to get better in the role of "Dementira" will have to go for Mr. Putas as if your victim, think of a cherub who try to get their hands on. Lord Putas apply the theory of Herman and his partner not his, the animals of the Pixar are not going to save the rapists. Do you understand me?
- Chachi, Guachi.
Gerardo fact is that Pope did not understand but he lacked imagination, merely to draw his wand and stood in front of the door you just left Ro Ro in a while they become, as if by magic, in a ruthless Dementor. Try to show both the teacher and their peers Napo, he was prepared to launch a "spectrum patronus" against the enemy was going to shit and bad, if not working, would point to the wand of power in the eyes. My Mother the dotted they were going to give.
Suddenly, the door hinges creaked, and behind it appeared a stocky, dark-eyed ghost scary and deformed mouth. Gerardo is fucked up and, led by madness, he ran as a queer who loses the bus, more like a roadrunner in a hurry going from side to side of the classroom screaming incoherence and pulling everything and everyone in its path. Nowhere to run, as the ghost still blocked his path to the door and the rest of those present seemed to have succumbed to the enchantment of the creature, it hardly moved, she could only throw out the window without noticing the glass separated him from freedom. The
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