XI "The potion that smelled that packages"
thirty seconds would have been dire and did not return, Gerardo was nervously lost, impatient, but I needed to do something or I would give anything. He rose from his seat and inquired about the room, the computer screen was off and on the table was nothing but give in on things they had written rarejas as "copulation" "fellatio" or "masturbation in groups." Removed mocazo
a nose, made a pellet hit him and below table primarily hygiene told himself. Suddenly he saw a very cool thing that caught his attention, like a giant magnifying glass with stand and all, went to pick it up and threw it down without wanting an ugly porcelain figure of balls that made a horrible noise when they break. Froze but fortunately the dire appeared not so surreptitiously, spewing more than whistling a catchy theme Bisbal, bits of porcelain slid under the table and smiled with satisfaction because he had removed the evidence of the crime in a heartbeat. Now, if I had the Lupama in his power, my mother that everything looks good, he thought. His chubby fingers in itself seemed morcillones of Burgos, sac after another distemper and turn it into a ball looked through the lens, like a planet in bloom. He approached the wall and pointed to a spider with a magnifying glass, almost over to see such mea monster pelangarranacos eyes full of fifteen. Once he had recovered from the shock it was to get the cock to contend on the rise but indicated he heard footsteps around Dumbledore so got rid of the lens, leaving it on the windowsill.
director cucumber poked his head out the door and, smiling, took a peek. Gerardo
sat in his chair, superformal, one leg over another as do the elderly. Effort at such contortion sweating like a panda bear running a marathon. He looked at the innocent-faced dire, seemed to have broken a plate in his life, well, more like a chimpanzee listening to a scholar to explain the theory of relativity.
- I thought I heard something - the dire He apologized before leaving. Gerardo
sighed with relief, he waited a little while, like two seconds, and again rose pa gossip. He peered into a small room that was next to the other for which he had left the dire, was a tiny stove or something asynchronous. Their tabs ruidico caught a mouse very funny, was like a whistling the Marseillaise bacon, over a small fire had a metal object that the sea threw a nice steam pa I'll tell you what it looked like a Lilliputian locomotive of a nearby, the noise came from there. Came curious, willing to touch it, but realized that I had to burn a great time, how many times he had Quemao with the iron of the grandfather. My Mother, if Dumbledore is making a potion!, He marveled, and his brain was still thinking about that potion would be when your body at times seemed to have its own life began to act up, took a salt shaker that was on a shelf, opened the metal container end cap and half empty inside. Bubble that my mother thought. Animated as he was with the experiment, they took two seconds and reach a very attractive bottle that was one of the shelves. Via, VIAA ... Viaaaagra, read, it sounded good so I emptied the whole bottle on the potion. Had not fallen the last pill when I was done with a plastic white and orange sea of \u200b\u200bnice, turpentine aromatic read, cast the first one but as chorrico requetefuerte smelled like a thousand old farts in a lift, full vacuum up the last Gothic. The soup was very good looking but it was too colorless, luckily found a bottle on a dresser, was plastic transparent and kept inside a thick green liquid, I approached the little nose, smelled wonderful as well as pine forest, so I took a chorrico the potent mixture bubbles out pompita cascoporro and then the sea was devoted Majete to explode one by one, the potion was improving. And it would have continued if not for that Dumbledore was calling from the other room. He uttered a little cry of queer and ran into the office thinking about the best of excuses.
- I was shitting - lied, something that was not used
Dumbledore wearing a tome gordote and waiting Gerardo Pensieve not seen anywhere, go poop, he thought. The dire sat at his table and opened the big book in half or so. Given its tiny ojicos appeared a yearbook covered both pages, black and white era, and none of the white-fronted moved to the disappointment of Gerardo.
- This is your father, dear - said the director, pointing to a photograph which depicted a teen-faced bastard and glare that was scarier than Kevin Bacon enfadao - did a course of advanced magic in the seventies , wine trade, was a magician magnificent, splendid, outstanding, unique and incomparable. Unfortunately it was so good offender as a magician. Not content with acting as a birthday or communion, nor were the theater, much less engage in the teaching of this beautiful craft. We were forced to expel him from school and since then we have saved more resentment than his daughter Tisse Varónesa. For years we've made life impossible, corrupted the union magicians, magic shops closed and threatened to kill anyone who practices magic for-profit and does not furnish a commission. Even in the case against him Gurtell, imagine that scenario
- He killed my mom the ruling virtuosos-added Gerardo, who was crying her eyes out as the widow of a miner to freezing the pension to the same politicians who gave his vote.
- I know, dear, I know
Director Abelardo rose from his chair and went to the kitchen, while Gerardo was gossiping yearbook. My mother that people had gone through that school.
The dire returned with a tray of sweets and a tea set from Ikea sea of \u200b\u200bbland, Gerardo did not notice the steaming kettle because it grew a Pack of
bollicaos
- you could use a tea, dear
- That leads drogaina?
- No, of course not
- Well worth
Gerardo had a pen enganchao desk and surreptitiously engaged in a defacement on photographs of students, a course chavalote "disappearances" Summer of 74, named Eduardo Roldan, he painted glass glasses ass like hers and Bigotina dictator I was mu mono.
- Here's your tea, dear
- Chachi
was going to drink it, but it was hotter than Clinton at a meeting of fellows, so of pellets filled chocolate paw and got a mountain area at the mouth.
The director sat down beside her, as close as he could, skin to skin, was delighted to have a beautiful big boy in his office. The impoverishment was so excited seemed revelation but now calmed down a bit. The tea smelled weird but liked drinking it when I was very hot, took a generous sip and continued to watch the beautiful Adonis of strabismic eyes. Suddenly began to feel like that wrong, burned his throat and severe dizziness and I went to the head. Gerardo
tome was boring and was tired of being locked up there also began to smell old. A pocket filled with candy and turned to thank the director, saw a little pale, as the bum of an albino, he left some foaming at the mouth and everything as the child the exorcist, scary movie that gave him, at least had three diamonds. Suddenly the man stood up and put her hands around his neck, began to spin like a alzheimer patient in the hall of mirrors, throwing everything in its path, and it was a very unpleasant noise, reminded him of what he had read the platypus. Gary was muertico
fear, not knowing what to do, it seemed as if the poor man lacks the air. He knew what that was, had suffered from asthma and was a shit. Determined, he approached the window and opened wide to let in the air, then went for Dumbledore who had moved the color of the face to Papa Smurf blue. Grabbed the old man's manica that between cold and wrinkles was having was creepy, and dragged him to the window, the man was dying on Reprise, was as spasms, we turn to a pececico he had, "chichi" when him out of the tank to feed pa mismico did that. It was magical for her Mantica, did not want the poor man cogiese over pneumonia, but when he turned he saw the dire as it was, was gone. So he thought until he heard a PLOF the other side. Gerardo
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Why Was The Projector Invented
X "divination checkered"
awoke again with a terrible headache, as if he had a ficus Plant in the middle of the brain, not only that, his whole body as magullao and covered with bandages, at least they could see her generous chest, nipples included, the sheet had just turned into a mini tent with humidity in the middle of bed. Was soon realized that tallies were lost because the glasses on the table next door. Making a superhuman effort reached them and once the job was found with difficulty that he was in the infirmary.
In the bed next to her beloved snored peacefully amgigo Ro Ro, a balloon swelled and descinchaba mucus in your nose while doing "tuti" tuti "its effect was hypnotic, like trading cards or pokemon header Sponge Bob. He noticed that the poor were all covered in bandages and arm in a sling. Was very sad.
- Ro Ro - He called
Gerardo Rodriguez
Poor awoke from his pleasant dream and saw his friend smile from ear to ear, I had the upper blade, his little eyes were blackened and lacked a bit of ear. Record anything a priori, thought Gary.
- Ca wrong? Tas "malic?
- Gerardo Hello dear. Quiet, it's nothing, I just lost the sight in one eye and some hearing in his right ear, the fractures healed and the wounds heal, do not worry. Mr. has saved me, praise.
- What?
- You as you are?
- It hurts to aujero'l ass. Ca ma no agreement happens, just know I saw ghost still plump with smug face and ran away as I could.
- It was me, wearing the mask I gave the teacher Napo. But do not know why you came to see me running like a madman and I threw out the window, through the glass and fell three stories, thankfully it was the bush if not accountable. Brought you to nursing, I wanted to go with but Professor Napo decided to continue with the exercise, so I went to make "Dementira" evil is that which was to defend against me was Malfollao, do not see how good it was to be repetitive, listen. They gave him two hundred points to "Esmirriadin." In short, I see that these contentito, I told you I do not care that you masturbate
- Huh?
- What if you need you can get a pajichuela, the Lord forgave you just how are you.
- No, it hurts me too, as chips!
- This morning has been the director Abelardo, how good it is, a reincarnated angel, a living saint, a saint, God receive her soul the day you leave this earthly paradise. He spent over two hours sitting by your side, I watched with a sweetness and a mother to her children you let go if you had heat and covered it again if I was cold. So I stroked like a kitten, sweet. You know? Left you a gift along with the shoes I've ever seen.
- What if? Guachi Chachi! Gerardo
bowed as he could and hit the heavy package on the floor. It was wrapped in gift paper Carrefour. How exciting! did her gifts every day, the latter had been the friend of her late mother, the Pure, who gave her a flavored condom caducae nuts that he mistook for a chewing gum that almost suffocates.
What unfolded as he could using the teeth because he had no nails and pulled out a beautiful blanket of red and black boxes which Cachirulo, the kind that often use to cover your legs viejales in August to avoid catching pneumonia.
- Mother, is an invisibility cloak! - Gerardo exclaimed excited
- I think it's a blanket for the cold so even
- No, you seen the movie. This will throw it over from the neck to the toes, and do not see anyone in the world, even the "Papa" who has powers. And you can go anywhere and do anything you want: Mangar many cool books, spy on the teachers, get you a quarter of girls and make Manolillo while are the pajamas. It's pretty cool!
- Mother of fair love how sinful you Gerardo - tried to cross himself but was prevented
- Ta premiere night, ho that if
It was. That same night, taking advantage of Ro Ro slept like a blessed snoring like an old woman who was all Lao and total calm. He got out of bed ignoring the pain of his wounds and fell over divination that barely covered all the pleats. He walked down the aisle seeing less than a stamp dealer in a nightclub when suddenly, he bumped into a wall and rebounding, was thrown up an empty pallet.
thought of what could be doing wrong, It did not take more than three hours, and realized that if I made a couple of aujerillos to Mantica for ojicos not be so difficult to navigate. So using scissors handle kit that solved the problem.
covered him with a blanket and put his ass glasses glass over it was way more comfortable and will not be dimmed. Now, he thought before proceeding.
pompita If the nurse had not been so concentrated that sudoku might have seen the strange spectacle blanket advance step by step for nursing.
If the janitor, who was a pervert would not have been drooling over that special "Carmen Mairena opens the doors to paradise "of Interviu, had seen this strange thing similar to a bedside slipper tea in the corridors.
In contrast, Professor Mary Cloud galore as he savored a round at night and watched the areas maybe if she saw anything like the bottom half of a Scottish evening dress with huge glasses up to the genitals but did not give the greatest importance, he had seen stranger things that truth. Gerardo
advancing triumphantly, convinced that nobody in the world would see while wearing this cloak of invisibility over, no thought of the time it was, or their injuries were to heal, or the urge to shit I had, felt he had to thank him and Dumbledore could not hold more than disappointed.
director's office was on the top floor so to get there had to climb a narrow spiral staircase. Do so under a blanket was all too complicated a task as Gerardo, after falling down the stairs a few times, decided to remove it and take it in hand.
Exhausted, bruised and dizzy as a donkey loaded onto a carousel estresao reached the door of the office of dire.
was asked if, as in the Rowling books have to say a password to open the door so he tried to remember.
- Hela lemon ... - Said - praline Polo ... Granizao mandarin ... Sorbet,
did, Peach? ... NARAAAANJA ZUMOOO! - Shouted at the end cabreao
The door opened wide and satisfied smile Gerardo had given the magic password in record time. Abelardo director appeared before him at full length to scowl. He wore a flannel nightgown like the grandfather.
- Can they come to know these cries, fuss, fuss, boy?
- Hello Dumbledore, came to thank you pa by the invisibility cloak
- Mmmmmmm, if you say the blanket, there is that. Passes, beautiful passes, are at home
He was kind enough to step aside in order to pass and accompanied with a friendly pat on the tambourine. It was a beautiful person no doubt. Gerardo
met with a firm other than what I thought but no less interesting, the walls were crowded with pictures of angels childish in his underwear and many photographs that the director was seen surrounded by smiling young children, had industrial, Negroes, Asians and American Indians, Bushmen and saharaguis. Cuantísimo love, is missionary in its Gerardo spare thought. Also had numerous computers, towers and turrets of CEDES relied on the tables and the occasional hard drive, this great man was a surprise to his see.
- has an office mu chulo Dumbledore - He said Gerardo
- do not you? You can come anytime, I have sweet delicious, flavorful, pure delicatessen. And how well you spend together. Have you ever been told how beautiful you are? Gerardo
hesitated, he remembered that he had been called beautiful creature had called him, freak, freak, Cuto, oaf, ass face, scarecrow, retrasao, monk seals, short, cake cow crap, atontolinado, error of nature and many other things, but not exactly beautiful.
- Ques that? - Asked pointing to a thing that had hung on a wall that looked like a huge heater or a cooking robotejo
art - Is it amazing, really beautiful? This is a bullet that slipped through the roof in this building during the war. If not fortune, by the grace of God or by chance, jam or fluke, not explode. Otherwise we would not be here now. My dearest father rest in peace, director of the prestigious school and my predecessor, I keep that relic and since then presides over this release. Dear ... WANTED! Gerardo
snoring like a little piggy, rebounded from the shock, he did not remember at what point in the dissertation had been transposed.
- Sorry, Dumbledore
- It's okay darling, it's time to go back to bed, it's five in the morning. I'm so glad you came to me and I hope you do not delay in seeing him again
- Oe, one more thing - I stopped Gerardo
going to ask you something ... not now expected to agree Ah ma, if Are you my father? Oh no, not that ... A yes, the other day I heard him saying, by chance, something of a man many bad it was "He who can not be pronunciao? And that
- For God's sake if intelligence rebosas boy, you should opt for an officer at Tell me, have fallen on your own when that offender and former student, former student before the offender but during his brief stay at Hogwarts pointed However, it is your parent?
- Huh?
- How did you know that "Vladimir Radosavljevic Oleksandr" also known as Mr. Baldomero is your father?
- Mother! - The poor Gerardo began to hyperventilate, so very long for an answer and there had it, like an atomic bomb in the middle of the gay pride day dropped the unexpected news.
- imagine what you came for. If you give me a moment, a brief period of your sleep time, then, in a flash, I bring the memories of your father, my dear
The director disappeared through a door and Gerardo was left alone in the office. Initially expected to thank the director, to invite him to a tentemipie and return to bed by Ro Ro to become a Manolillo. Twist of fate had found a really explosive and at times would Dumbledore with a "Pensieve" filled with memories of his father wanted if memory failed him was the scoundrel who had killed his mother with a hammer. 
In the bed next to her beloved snored peacefully amgigo Ro Ro, a balloon swelled and descinchaba mucus in your nose while doing "tuti" tuti "its effect was hypnotic, like trading cards or pokemon header Sponge Bob. He noticed that the poor were all covered in bandages and arm in a sling. Was very sad.
- Ro Ro - He called
Gerardo Rodriguez
Poor awoke from his pleasant dream and saw his friend smile from ear to ear, I had the upper blade, his little eyes were blackened and lacked a bit of ear. Record anything a priori, thought Gary.
- Ca wrong? Tas "malic?
- Gerardo Hello dear. Quiet, it's nothing, I just lost the sight in one eye and some hearing in his right ear, the fractures healed and the wounds heal, do not worry. Mr. has saved me, praise.
- What?
- You as you are?
- It hurts to aujero'l ass. Ca ma no agreement happens, just know I saw ghost still plump with smug face and ran away as I could.
- It was me, wearing the mask I gave the teacher Napo. But do not know why you came to see me running like a madman and I threw out the window, through the glass and fell three stories, thankfully it was the bush if not accountable. Brought you to nursing, I wanted to go with but Professor Napo decided to continue with the exercise, so I went to make "Dementira" evil is that which was to defend against me was Malfollao, do not see how good it was to be repetitive, listen. They gave him two hundred points to "Esmirriadin." In short, I see that these contentito, I told you I do not care that you masturbate
- Huh?
- What if you need you can get a pajichuela, the Lord forgave you just how are you.
- No, it hurts me too, as chips!
- This morning has been the director Abelardo, how good it is, a reincarnated angel, a living saint, a saint, God receive her soul the day you leave this earthly paradise. He spent over two hours sitting by your side, I watched with a sweetness and a mother to her children you let go if you had heat and covered it again if I was cold. So I stroked like a kitten, sweet. You know? Left you a gift along with the shoes I've ever seen.
- What if? Guachi Chachi! Gerardo
bowed as he could and hit the heavy package on the floor. It was wrapped in gift paper Carrefour. How exciting! did her gifts every day, the latter had been the friend of her late mother, the Pure, who gave her a flavored condom caducae nuts that he mistook for a chewing gum that almost suffocates.
What unfolded as he could using the teeth because he had no nails and pulled out a beautiful blanket of red and black boxes which Cachirulo, the kind that often use to cover your legs viejales in August to avoid catching pneumonia.
- Mother, is an invisibility cloak! - Gerardo exclaimed excited
- I think it's a blanket for the cold so even
- No, you seen the movie. This will throw it over from the neck to the toes, and do not see anyone in the world, even the "Papa" who has powers. And you can go anywhere and do anything you want: Mangar many cool books, spy on the teachers, get you a quarter of girls and make Manolillo while are the pajamas. It's pretty cool!
- Mother of fair love how sinful you Gerardo - tried to cross himself but was prevented
- Ta premiere night, ho that if
It was. That same night, taking advantage of Ro Ro slept like a blessed snoring like an old woman who was all Lao and total calm. He got out of bed ignoring the pain of his wounds and fell over divination that barely covered all the pleats. He walked down the aisle seeing less than a stamp dealer in a nightclub when suddenly, he bumped into a wall and rebounding, was thrown up an empty pallet.
thought of what could be doing wrong, It did not take more than three hours, and realized that if I made a couple of aujerillos to Mantica for ojicos not be so difficult to navigate. So using scissors handle kit that solved the problem.
covered him with a blanket and put his ass glasses glass over it was way more comfortable and will not be dimmed. Now, he thought before proceeding.
pompita If the nurse had not been so concentrated that sudoku might have seen the strange spectacle blanket advance step by step for nursing.
If the janitor, who was a pervert would not have been drooling over that special "Carmen Mairena opens the doors to paradise "of Interviu, had seen this strange thing similar to a bedside slipper tea in the corridors.
In contrast, Professor Mary Cloud galore as he savored a round at night and watched the areas maybe if she saw anything like the bottom half of a Scottish evening dress with huge glasses up to the genitals but did not give the greatest importance, he had seen stranger things that truth. Gerardo
advancing triumphantly, convinced that nobody in the world would see while wearing this cloak of invisibility over, no thought of the time it was, or their injuries were to heal, or the urge to shit I had, felt he had to thank him and Dumbledore could not hold more than disappointed.
director's office was on the top floor so to get there had to climb a narrow spiral staircase. Do so under a blanket was all too complicated a task as Gerardo, after falling down the stairs a few times, decided to remove it and take it in hand.
Exhausted, bruised and dizzy as a donkey loaded onto a carousel estresao reached the door of the office of dire.
was asked if, as in the Rowling books have to say a password to open the door so he tried to remember.
- Hela lemon ... - Said - praline Polo ... Granizao mandarin ... Sorbet,
did, Peach? ... NARAAAANJA ZUMOOO! - Shouted at the end cabreao
The door opened wide and satisfied smile Gerardo had given the magic password in record time. Abelardo director appeared before him at full length to scowl. He wore a flannel nightgown like the grandfather.
- Can they come to know these cries, fuss, fuss, boy?
- Hello Dumbledore, came to thank you pa by the invisibility cloak
- Mmmmmmm, if you say the blanket, there is that. Passes, beautiful passes, are at home
He was kind enough to step aside in order to pass and accompanied with a friendly pat on the tambourine. It was a beautiful person no doubt. Gerardo
met with a firm other than what I thought but no less interesting, the walls were crowded with pictures of angels childish in his underwear and many photographs that the director was seen surrounded by smiling young children, had industrial, Negroes, Asians and American Indians, Bushmen and saharaguis. Cuantísimo love, is missionary in its Gerardo spare thought. Also had numerous computers, towers and turrets of CEDES relied on the tables and the occasional hard drive, this great man was a surprise to his see.
- has an office mu chulo Dumbledore - He said Gerardo
- do not you? You can come anytime, I have sweet delicious, flavorful, pure delicatessen. And how well you spend together. Have you ever been told how beautiful you are? Gerardo
hesitated, he remembered that he had been called beautiful creature had called him, freak, freak, Cuto, oaf, ass face, scarecrow, retrasao, monk seals, short, cake cow crap, atontolinado, error of nature and many other things, but not exactly beautiful.
- Ques that? - Asked pointing to a thing that had hung on a wall that looked like a huge heater or a cooking robotejo
art - Is it amazing, really beautiful? This is a bullet that slipped through the roof in this building during the war. If not fortune, by the grace of God or by chance, jam or fluke, not explode. Otherwise we would not be here now. My dearest father rest in peace, director of the prestigious school and my predecessor, I keep that relic and since then presides over this release. Dear ... WANTED! Gerardo
snoring like a little piggy, rebounded from the shock, he did not remember at what point in the dissertation had been transposed.
- Sorry, Dumbledore
- It's okay darling, it's time to go back to bed, it's five in the morning. I'm so glad you came to me and I hope you do not delay in seeing him again
- Oe, one more thing - I stopped Gerardo
going to ask you something ... not now expected to agree Ah ma, if Are you my father? Oh no, not that ... A yes, the other day I heard him saying, by chance, something of a man many bad it was "He who can not be pronunciao? And that
- For God's sake if intelligence rebosas boy, you should opt for an officer at Tell me, have fallen on your own when that offender and former student, former student before the offender but during his brief stay at Hogwarts pointed However, it is your parent?
- Huh?
- How did you know that "Vladimir Radosavljevic Oleksandr" also known as Mr. Baldomero is your father?
- Mother! - The poor Gerardo began to hyperventilate, so very long for an answer and there had it, like an atomic bomb in the middle of the gay pride day dropped the unexpected news.
- imagine what you came for. If you give me a moment, a brief period of your sleep time, then, in a flash, I bring the memories of your father, my dear
The director disappeared through a door and Gerardo was left alone in the office. Initially expected to thank the director, to invite him to a tentemipie and return to bed by Ro Ro to become a Manolillo. Twist of fate had found a really explosive and at times would Dumbledore with a "Pensieve" filled with memories of his father wanted if memory failed him was the scoundrel who had killed his mother with a hammer.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
How Expensive Is Blue Topaz
IX "The Dementira"
The next day, Gerald awoke with a terrible headache, I had barely slept because of the strange and unpleasant dreams that had tormented him all night: a marmoset monkey galloped on the back of a pregnant sow towards Hogwarts , to reach the school nurse the sow is put in labor and gave birth to a pig body abominable with dwarf and a human head, his face was like that of his friend Haris, but the creature had no teeth or hair in the head, then the squirrel monkey there grew a horrible bat wings on her back, grabbed in arms to the grotesque and newborn creature and flew away through the halls of the school towards the dark cellars where were the rooms of the house "Esmirriadin" there in the common room waiting for them an evil man turned out
was not the only one who had not slept, Ro Ro was the same or worse than it should be, pale as an albino with anemia and sweating like a fat hanging curtains, he confessed that he had horrible nightmares all night; The thing is that during the last class that had the previous day, the teacher of astrology "Cloud of Mary" had smoked a porrillo affecting students in the front rows, among which were two of them. Maria, against what they heard, they had played a trick.
After a hearty breakfast, their compilation of home Joplis Louie "better known as" Jimmy the quiet "gesture which they said was the first class of the day, played kind of" defense against black magic "with Professor Severus Napo. Jimmy in turn declared pacifist so instead of that class would go to Potions and GBS is that the fan was that of nomenclature and the formulation was saving up to buy the game Micronova.
Professor Napo, to see so many students in the house "Gimeno" in his class, he was greatly angered the guardian of the house "Esmirriadin" that had been part of since childhood. The remaining members of the other three houses were falling in itself as the fucking ass, in particular, and for reasons not relevant here, the members of the house "Esmirriadin" that he be by mustard gas gasearía sardanas while dancing around ... all will be revealed in due course.
Once they were seated all students, Professor Severus Napo prepared to begin class. Gerardo
looked at him stunned, I was pretty sure it was the teacher who had spied the other night if the eyes and ears of wax entaponaos not failed, and is sitting in second row and six feet away from him he was a world of darkness that could be misleading. Even so, the teacher did not like a hair, not only for its appearance was repulsive, it was because as I looked at him and his friends as Ro Ro, frowning, eyes bloodshot, a horrible grimace, protruding fangs and dripping saliva and growling like a wild dog in dispute over a chicken nest. Because he had been taught not to be misused Pensao if I had not sworn by the very professional Tamariz that they had mania.
- Today in our first class, I am going to talk about one of the greatest dangers of the universe, I am going to talk about your main threat to this idyllic world. It is to be infant is an attractive subject for countless perverted degenerate and will do everything possible to abuse you. Now you can be careful because they are everywhere, in schools, in churches, on facebook, in tuenti, in Makin 'Magic chat ... especially in social networks and the catechism to lie. Does anyone know of whom I speak. Yes, Dracula?
- The Masons
- Do not go far wrong, but not "Gorilla?
- Jehovah's Witnesses?
- No, but almost, we are approaching
Herminia poor was merely stretching his arm, he could almost reach the ceiling, but the teacher did not have eyes only for students Esmirriadin - Pedophiles - shouted at the end is that despite having stopped menstruating because of his illness was the damn fucking bad.
- Ten points Gimeno - angrily shouted the teacher - do not talk without my permission. Yeah, Dracula?
- Pedophiles
- Yes, one hundred points for "Esmirriadin" Gerard sighed
died of envy for the intelligence of Nazi shit. I would be so ready and get points for cascoporro home.
- The pedophiles will do anything to achieve his goal, either to get their hands until the livers or take your photo collection of the most suggestive. We call them "Dementira" they will say whatever is done as long as your friends. Does anyone know what to do if you come face to face with a Dementira?
Leches! This I know it - thought Gerardo - those not killed street that look like a bunch of rogues from a fire newly escapaos appear in my favorite books with scary fucking legs down - So I decided to plump up her hand finger knuckle and Bloodied biting both nails to the elbows ready to get the first points Gimeno. Nervous as he was, had had enough to avoid pissing over, he rose from his seat as if he had been bitten on the culamen and answered before you give permission.
- you have to launch a "Patronus spectrum" which is like a giant Gusiluz animal form that gives them so afraid of Dementors legs that come out when they see it, I wish I had mine way ardi-rat because it is a bichico that I love, leaves in a film that does more than lead a lao peladilla of another, more majic for the bug, I asked my grandfather when I saw that it had in Buggle Bear putting on raffles at fairs pa pillars but I said it was quite present I give to eat to day ...
Gerardo, proud of his succinct reply, sat back to await the verdict.
There was silence, all those present, teachers and pupils, students and teacher, were astounded at this unexpected answer. Gerardo felt as if it were arrowheads, all the eyes riveted on him, so flushed was so nervous about the expected compensation points, so distressed at the end of the day, it dipped a bit pants and the pleasant warmth I calmed down a bit.
- This ... - Continued Professor Napo once was able to exit the "emotional shock" - Does anyone know what to do if you come face to face with a Dementira?
- No one, no? Herminia by God, stop moving your hand while going to take a look at some of his companions. And spit out that he wears on his vocation, can not eat in class. By God, that sucks! What have you been eating? "Testicles? Answer at once please.
- My great-aunt on her mother took a course in self-defense in the woman's house. Taught him to fend off bullies, the best was to use pepper spray or carry a brick in the bag and stir it up or else, bad, driving a kick in the cataplines, broken the nose of a knee, to get his thumbs in the eye socket and pull, rip the tip of the ear of a bite and if they are moving, albeit spasms, repeatedly hit in the nuts. Then you have to call 112 and request emergency assistance.
- Might be, it is necessary to cause many injuries but it is worth. A point to Gimeno. Now we go to a practical example, I need two volunteers, you and you - he said pointing to Ro Ro and Gerardo, made blood being spilled was that of "Gimeno"
The two friends got up and went to where the teacher , against the blackboard.
Professor, pulled from his pocket a plastic mask I had black and white as a ghost, it was like the movie "Scream" and gave a bad feeling that you die. Gerardo, seeing her, gave a little cry of queer and covered her face with both hands, the whole class laughed at his reaction.
- It's just a mask Mr. Whores, do not be afraid - I told the teacher that did not change the grim expression on his face for the world - now Mr Rodriguez will walk out that door and was going to put this mask to get better in the role of "Dementira" will have to go for Mr. Putas as if your victim, think of a cherub who try to get their hands on. Lord Putas apply the theory of Herman and his partner not his, the animals of the Pixar are not going to save the rapists. Do you understand me?
- Chachi, Guachi.
Gerardo fact is that Pope did not understand but he lacked imagination, merely to draw his wand and stood in front of the door you just left Ro Ro in a while they become, as if by magic, in a ruthless Dementor. Try to show both the teacher and their peers Napo, he was prepared to launch a "spectrum patronus" against the enemy was going to shit and bad, if not working, would point to the wand of power in the eyes. My Mother the dotted they were going to give.
Suddenly, the door hinges creaked, and behind it appeared a stocky, dark-eyed ghost scary and deformed mouth. Gerardo is fucked up and, led by madness, he ran as a queer who loses the bus, more like a roadrunner in a hurry going from side to side of the classroom screaming incoherence and pulling everything and everyone in its path. Nowhere to run, as the ghost still blocked his path to the door and the rest of those present seemed to have succumbed to the enchantment of the creature, it hardly moved, she could only throw out the window without noticing the glass separated him from freedom. The
The next day, Gerald awoke with a terrible headache, I had barely slept because of the strange and unpleasant dreams that had tormented him all night: a marmoset monkey galloped on the back of a pregnant sow towards Hogwarts , to reach the school nurse the sow is put in labor and gave birth to a pig body abominable with dwarf and a human head, his face was like that of his friend Haris, but the creature had no teeth or hair in the head, then the squirrel monkey there grew a horrible bat wings on her back, grabbed in arms to the grotesque and newborn creature and flew away through the halls of the school towards the dark cellars where were the rooms of the house "Esmirriadin" there in the common room waiting for them an evil man turned out
was not the only one who had not slept, Ro Ro was the same or worse than it should be, pale as an albino with anemia and sweating like a fat hanging curtains, he confessed that he had horrible nightmares all night; The thing is that during the last class that had the previous day, the teacher of astrology "Cloud of Mary" had smoked a porrillo affecting students in the front rows, among which were two of them. Maria, against what they heard, they had played a trick.
After a hearty breakfast, their compilation of home Joplis Louie "better known as" Jimmy the quiet "gesture which they said was the first class of the day, played kind of" defense against black magic "with Professor Severus Napo. Jimmy in turn declared pacifist so instead of that class would go to Potions and GBS is that the fan was that of nomenclature and the formulation was saving up to buy the game Micronova.
Professor Napo, to see so many students in the house "Gimeno" in his class, he was greatly angered the guardian of the house "Esmirriadin" that had been part of since childhood. The remaining members of the other three houses were falling in itself as the fucking ass, in particular, and for reasons not relevant here, the members of the house "Esmirriadin" that he be by mustard gas gasearía sardanas while dancing around ... all will be revealed in due course.
Once they were seated all students, Professor Severus Napo prepared to begin class. Gerardo
looked at him stunned, I was pretty sure it was the teacher who had spied the other night if the eyes and ears of wax entaponaos not failed, and is sitting in second row and six feet away from him he was a world of darkness that could be misleading. Even so, the teacher did not like a hair, not only for its appearance was repulsive, it was because as I looked at him and his friends as Ro Ro, frowning, eyes bloodshot, a horrible grimace, protruding fangs and dripping saliva and growling like a wild dog in dispute over a chicken nest. Because he had been taught not to be misused Pensao if I had not sworn by the very professional Tamariz that they had mania.
- Today in our first class, I am going to talk about one of the greatest dangers of the universe, I am going to talk about your main threat to this idyllic world. It is to be infant is an attractive subject for countless perverted degenerate and will do everything possible to abuse you. Now you can be careful because they are everywhere, in schools, in churches, on facebook, in tuenti, in Makin 'Magic chat ... especially in social networks and the catechism to lie. Does anyone know of whom I speak. Yes, Dracula?
- The Masons
- Do not go far wrong, but not "Gorilla?
- Jehovah's Witnesses?
- No, but almost, we are approaching
Herminia poor was merely stretching his arm, he could almost reach the ceiling, but the teacher did not have eyes only for students Esmirriadin - Pedophiles - shouted at the end is that despite having stopped menstruating because of his illness was the damn fucking bad.
- Ten points Gimeno - angrily shouted the teacher - do not talk without my permission. Yeah, Dracula?
- Pedophiles
- Yes, one hundred points for "Esmirriadin" Gerard sighed
died of envy for the intelligence of Nazi shit. I would be so ready and get points for cascoporro home.
- The pedophiles will do anything to achieve his goal, either to get their hands until the livers or take your photo collection of the most suggestive. We call them "Dementira" they will say whatever is done as long as your friends. Does anyone know what to do if you come face to face with a Dementira?
Leches! This I know it - thought Gerardo - those not killed street that look like a bunch of rogues from a fire newly escapaos appear in my favorite books with scary fucking legs down - So I decided to plump up her hand finger knuckle and Bloodied biting both nails to the elbows ready to get the first points Gimeno. Nervous as he was, had had enough to avoid pissing over, he rose from his seat as if he had been bitten on the culamen and answered before you give permission.
- you have to launch a "Patronus spectrum" which is like a giant Gusiluz animal form that gives them so afraid of Dementors legs that come out when they see it, I wish I had mine way ardi-rat because it is a bichico that I love, leaves in a film that does more than lead a lao peladilla of another, more majic for the bug, I asked my grandfather when I saw that it had in Buggle Bear putting on raffles at fairs pa pillars but I said it was quite present I give to eat to day ...
Gerardo, proud of his succinct reply, sat back to await the verdict.
There was silence, all those present, teachers and pupils, students and teacher, were astounded at this unexpected answer. Gerardo felt as if it were arrowheads, all the eyes riveted on him, so flushed was so nervous about the expected compensation points, so distressed at the end of the day, it dipped a bit pants and the pleasant warmth I calmed down a bit.
- This ... - Continued Professor Napo once was able to exit the "emotional shock" - Does anyone know what to do if you come face to face with a Dementira?
- No one, no? Herminia by God, stop moving your hand while going to take a look at some of his companions. And spit out that he wears on his vocation, can not eat in class. By God, that sucks! What have you been eating? "Testicles? Answer at once please.
- My great-aunt on her mother took a course in self-defense in the woman's house. Taught him to fend off bullies, the best was to use pepper spray or carry a brick in the bag and stir it up or else, bad, driving a kick in the cataplines, broken the nose of a knee, to get his thumbs in the eye socket and pull, rip the tip of the ear of a bite and if they are moving, albeit spasms, repeatedly hit in the nuts. Then you have to call 112 and request emergency assistance.
- Might be, it is necessary to cause many injuries but it is worth. A point to Gimeno. Now we go to a practical example, I need two volunteers, you and you - he said pointing to Ro Ro and Gerardo, made blood being spilled was that of "Gimeno"
The two friends got up and went to where the teacher , against the blackboard.
Professor, pulled from his pocket a plastic mask I had black and white as a ghost, it was like the movie "Scream" and gave a bad feeling that you die. Gerardo, seeing her, gave a little cry of queer and covered her face with both hands, the whole class laughed at his reaction.
- It's just a mask Mr. Whores, do not be afraid - I told the teacher that did not change the grim expression on his face for the world - now Mr Rodriguez will walk out that door and was going to put this mask to get better in the role of "Dementira" will have to go for Mr. Putas as if your victim, think of a cherub who try to get their hands on. Lord Putas apply the theory of Herman and his partner not his, the animals of the Pixar are not going to save the rapists. Do you understand me?
- Chachi, Guachi.
Gerardo fact is that Pope did not understand but he lacked imagination, merely to draw his wand and stood in front of the door you just left Ro Ro in a while they become, as if by magic, in a ruthless Dementor. Try to show both the teacher and their peers Napo, he was prepared to launch a "spectrum patronus" against the enemy was going to shit and bad, if not working, would point to the wand of power in the eyes. My Mother the dotted they were going to give.
Suddenly, the door hinges creaked, and behind it appeared a stocky, dark-eyed ghost scary and deformed mouth. Gerardo is fucked up and, led by madness, he ran as a queer who loses the bus, more like a roadrunner in a hurry going from side to side of the classroom screaming incoherence and pulling everything and everyone in its path. Nowhere to run, as the ghost still blocked his path to the door and the rest of those present seemed to have succumbed to the enchantment of the creature, it hardly moved, she could only throw out the window without noticing the glass separated him from freedom. The
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